“CORPORATIONS ARE FECAL, MY FRIEND!” — WELCOME TO “WILLARD” WORLD!!

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In the wake of Citizens United v. FEC in 2010/January and Mitt “Willard” Romney’s latest protestations about having to explain his real status after leaving Bain Capital in 1999 along with his refusal to release his current tax returns, it’s only fit and proper to take one of Mitt’s most infamous “quips” –

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“Corporations are people, my friend!”

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AND

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Rephrase it to more “accurately” portray this walking, talking, lethal, non-candidate – with the following more appropriate “quip” –

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“Corporations are fecal, my friend!”

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I believe that says it in a “nut shell” as the old saying goes.

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Because of outsourcing, offshore bank  accounts – corporate & personal, unlimited and unaccounted-for corporate political campaign contributions, the anemic corporate tax rate on CEO’s and upper management [in the 1950’s the corporate tax rate on upper management was far higher (90%) than the current rate (17%-25%)] and the overwhelming concentration of wealth in the hands of a few corporations/banks – it is all too obvious that, yes indeed, corporations are “fecal”.

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Mitt, I believe you got it right, for once.

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That leads us to the “logical” conclusion that – THEREFORE – if corporations are fecal, then they MUST BE people!

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Eureka!   Case Closed.

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PETE/MARIN
(Remember, We Ride So You Don’t Have To!)
https://paulrevererides.wordpress.com

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