ANOTHER “WORD” FOR CANCER — THE POLITICAL PARTY FORMERLY KNOWN AS THE “GOP” – NOW GOING BY THE ACRONYM “CRP” – (CANCER-RIDDLED PARTY)

You didn’t think I’d “let up” on the GOP did you – AND most “particularly” the Akin-Ryan Alliance.

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For those of you who weren’t quite “up-to-speed” on this dynamic “duo” – they both co-sponsored the GOP’s Abortion Bill in the House of Representatives in 2011.  Among other things this piece of “garbage” legislation called for was NO exceptions for abortions – INCLUDING (1) rape  – (2) incest – and (3) the life of the mother.

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NOW –

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It seems like the “Red State” Brothers have gone one giant step further and come up with a full-service treatment for their fellow disaffected + tormented GOPers.

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It goes something like this  ===>

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Welcome to the Akin-Ryan “Hotline” – a 24/7 service specializing in “Errors + Omissions” Coverage.  So, if you are a GOP and feel like an SOB without a GDE and a raging case of the PTSD as a result of your ADD from WAY too much viewing of FOX-TV please call the Akin-Ryan LLP Hotline @ 800-666-6666 + get some much-needed TLC from the SOB’s on this end of the line.  Rest assured, we’ll gladly take your money and whatever else ain’t “nailed down” and you’ll be lucky to be left with only your BVD’s.

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We aim to please and NO EXPENSE will be spared (especially since it’s ALL on “your dime”).

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We’ve had great “snake oil” pitchmen in our country’s history and we’re just seeing the latest crop.  No doubt they’ll “ensnare” their fair share of GOP dupes between now and November 6th so it’s incumbent upon “our folks” to get their fannies to the polls and @ least cast a vote for SANITY (Obama) – and not HANNITY.

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PETE/MARIN
(Remember, We Ride So You Don’t Have To!)
https://paulrevererides.wordpress.com