‘TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE THE “FISCAL” CLIFF CRISIS – AND ALL THROUGH THE “HOUSE” (OF REPS) – NOT A CREATURE WAS STIRRING – NOT EVEN THE “BONER”/BOEHNER

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‘Twas The Night Before “New Year’s” And All Through The “House” (Of Reps) Not A Creature Was Stirring, Not Even The “Boner”/Boehner!
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When All Of A Sudden, Up Jumped The “Cantor”, Who Shrieked Out Loud!
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But, What If The “Grover” Doesn’t Come With All Of His “Goodies”!  And Spare Us The Rod! (The Wrath of Rod + Gun NRA Chief LaPierre)
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We’ve All Been Good Little Father Kochmas Acolytes – Serving Our Masters Well – That We Deserve More Than Lumps of Coal (Coal Stock Certificates)!
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At Which Point The “Boner” Chimed In – As He Suddenly ‘Awoke’ – The “Grover” Is Just A “Random” Person!
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When, Just Then – In Walked The “Grover” – Who Replied – John Boner – I Understand That They Picked You As Speaker – At “Random” – And In The Same Manner – So Shall You Be Let Go!
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Wherein All 3 Raised A Glass Of  Hot Buttered Party Tea AND Exhorted – “To Father Kochmas“!
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And Just Then Could Be Heard The “Woosh” Of Air Coming Down From The House Chimney And Soon Thereafter – The Vision Of  Father Kochmas Himself (All Clothed In Dark Pin Stripes)!
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Father Kochmas Thus Ended It All With A Short Address:  “To One And All – In This Hall – We Heard Your Call – You’ll Never Fall – We’ve Bought Every Mall (Including A Mall & The “Night Visitors”) – You Shall Not Want- So Come Along With Me – And Like Peter Rabbit And Alice – We’ll Jump Down The Rabbit Hole And Go To Meet The “Mad Hatter” & The “Queen Of Hearts” – They’ll Make It All – So Very Right – Just You Wait And See!
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Well, They All Did As Father Kochmas Directed – And Joined Him In Jumping Down The Rabbit Hole!

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Then, A Familiar Figure Strolled By — (Uhhhh, What’s Up Doc?) — Who Saw The Hole And “Filled” It All In (Permanently).
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And At Last, Peace And Quiet Returned Throughout The Land – AND EVERYONE LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER!
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And Thus, A Great Illustration Of –Random Acts Of Kindness!

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