JOHN BOEHNER, TO THE WHITE COURTESY PHONE!

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I think it’s probably God trying to alert John “Boner” Boehner that if he doesn’t want to spend all eternity in hell with nothing but Tea-Baggers that he damn well better put on his big-boy pants and address the Debt Ceiling issue BEFORE October 17th!

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I think in John (“Bone-Head”) Boehner’s case it might be necessary to have a recording on the White Courtesy Phone (as in the Manchurian Candidate) deliver a hypnotic message directing the Speaker – like an automaton – to pull up short of a catastrophic financial crisis and just simply increase our  national debit ceiling, for the good of all mankind!

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And I know who could supply the “voice” on that White Courtesy Phone for this assignment – the middle-aged lady who just revealed herself this past week as being the voice of Apple I-Phone’s Siri – Susan Bennett of suburban Atlanta, Georgia.

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Mr. Boehner, to the White Courtesy Phone, Mr. Boehner, to the White Courtesy Phone.   On the other hand, maybe we could just permanently embed the “voice” of Siri in Boehner’s brain and let it navigate Boehner to sanity and away from catastrophe.

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RevereGuy

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