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PALIN: Good Evening – I’m Sarah Palin & Welcome To My “Discover America” Radio Show. We Invite Red-Blooded Americans Who Believe In Freedom & Liberty & Have Pulled Themselves Up By Their Bootstraps. Tonite, I’m honored to have as my guest —- the PaulRevereRides Guy —- & He Sounds Like A Real Freedom Fighter And A Warrior For Liberty. In other words, a true Patriot – Not Some Liberal/Wacko BloggerSphere Socialist/Commie Pinko.
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Well Mr. RevereGuy – Welcome To My “Discover America” Radio Show – Broadcasting Live From Beautiful, Lovely, Downtown Wasilla, Alaska.
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REVERE GUY: Madam — I’m delighted to be here. Thanks for having me.
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PALIN: I’m sorry, but I haven’t actually had time to read any of your blog posts – (PaulRevereRides.Com & RoughRiderz-RADIO) but I know you’re a real patriot and a firm believer in the Constitution and its strict interpretation!
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REVERE GUY: Madam — I can fill you in a little bit on some of my web articles regarding you —> I have the following: (1) GOP – Be Done With It & Just Run Palin Again With Rick Santorum – “Crash & Burn”; (2) Sarah Palin – “Waterboarding Is How We Baptize Terrorists”; (3) SARAH PALIN 2.0 — A SOUSED POLITICAL SLUT GASSED UP + GASSBAGGING ON FAST FOOD MINIMUM WAGE ISSUE!; (4) SARAH PALIN: AMERICA’S “SWEET-HEART” ===> HAS NOW GRACIOUSLY GIVEN NEW “MEANING” TO MY BLOG SITE AND NOW IS FITTINGLY EMBEDDED IN THE MASTHEAD!; (5) VIDEO – SARAH PALIN “SPEAKS” (“SQUEAKS”) TO FACEBOOK (PHASEBOOK) – TO HER “MINIONS” (ONIONS) – 1-12-11; (6) VIDEO – SARAH PALIN EXPLAINS HOW TEA-PARTY MOVEMENT WILL BE EMBRACED BY MODERATE/INDEPENDENT REPUGS – Ha-Ha-Ha!
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PALIN: Wait a minute, buster —> what kind of trash-talk are you engaging in — you’re the RevereGuy —> Paul was a gentleman and never talked bad about a lady. What kind of America-Hating, Traitor are you?
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REVERE GUY: I’m a take-no-prisoners, Liberal/Progressive, missy —> a borderline socialist/anarchist, sweetie. I’ve come to shove this radio show right up your baracudda thighs! And barring that, I’ll say the 7 words that George Carlin says can’t be said over the air – on Radio. That’ll drop the curtain on your two-bit radio show, missy. Let me remember: oh, yes, the 7 words —-> shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. And for a 1966 Lennie Bruce performance – there were 2 extra words: ass, balls.
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Well, I guess that about covers that territory. I think you’ll be hearing from the FCC shortly – baracudda lady! Frankly, I think you secretly delight in such naughty talk – after you’ve drank about 7 shots of Jack Daniels, you skank! —> white-trash Wasilla Skank, if I may add – & I do so wholeheartedly ADD!
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PALIN: Why do you hate America? Why do you hate true Patriots? Why do you hate the Constitution?
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REVERE GUY: Why do you hate smart people in America? Why do you hate empiracle data? Rationality? Logic? Science?
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PALIN: You’re just a hater. I bet you can’t even hunt. Huh, I betcha. For sure, by golly! Therefore & So – you can’t even hunt. You’re just a little liberal runt. Ha-ha-ha. Science, Schmience. All this nonsense about the big bang theory. All true Christians know that God made it all in 7 days and on the 8th day while he rested, he made Dinosaurs to keep man company? Ha. Bet you didn’t know that, huh?
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REVERE GUY: Madam, and I use that term extremely loosely, you’re a bullwinkle’s ass. I suggest you bend over, grab you ankles and assume that position until the next GOP President. I must warn you, however, you might develop a severe case of rigor mortis as the estimated waiting time could prove to be interminable! —> ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!
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PALIN: You’re not a real patriot. You’re a communist sympathizer and a socialist/fascist. I bet you even eat yogurt and granola. Oh God, you hate meat — you betcha — you’re one of those pinko-commie vegans. O-M-G. Where is my hunting rifle. I want to get my hands on that damn 30-06 super-automatic, high caliber hunting rifle. I’ll get you in my scopes, Mister and then you’ll turn Patriot Red. Ha-ha-ha-ha!
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REVERE GUY: I should think that you would be the last person to pass judgment on anyone seeing as how you couldn’t even make it more than half-way into your 1st term as Governor of Alaska. You sound like a quitter to me toots. And a Gold-Digger. You have folks write your books and this Discovery America with Palin has about 35 people out there in cable-tv land. The only thing you’re good at is bending over and showing that big bulls-eye on your big buttocks.
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PALIN: That’s it, I’m going to bring Todd in and he’ll show you what a real man is. He’ll beat the stuffing out of you Mr. Liberal/Schmiberal Guy. I bet you can’t even ride a horse and yet you call yourself Revere Guy — you liberals are all alike — you hate cowboys and pickup-trucks and the Marlborough Man and Big-Time Wrestling, NASCAR, Bingo and Comic Books. You’re elitist snobs who think there is something good in reading books. Well, Mister, we’re going to send you back to the 3rd grade after Todd gets through with you.
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TODD: What’s up darlin’?
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PALIN: Todd, can you show this little America-Hater some Alaskan hospitality and drag his ass behind the snowmobile for a little bit to take some of the starch out of him.
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REVERE GUY: Before I go, Sarah —> How in the hell can you see Russia from your back porch?
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PALIN: Don’t you know anything? I just have really good eye sight. I clean my glasses real good, go up on the roof and squint real hard. Boy, you’re a real traitor. I bet you don’t even know about the Constitution, Mr. Smarty-Pants. Huh??? Like, If enough states get together – they can sort of decide to form their own country. And, like, if we want, states can apply for political asylum with Mexico and thereby not have to pay taxes into the IRS. Ha-ha-ha-. See, I got you. You don’t really know anything do you?
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REVERE GUY: Well, Ms. Half-Ass — I’m delighted to tell you that we’ve audited the books of your radio station and it seems that there is a discrepancy between the end-of-year balance ledgers and the amount of revenue generated during the year. It seems that there is a sizeable difference – indicating a good bit of skimming going on and we traced that to a meth lab out in the woods, not too far from your house! We went out there one night and sure enough the crew inside was cooking up another batch of meth for shipment to Wasilla (oh, by the way, Wasilla is the meth capital of the U.S. – along with being the capital for out-of-wedlock teenage mothers). If memory serves me correct, I believe Bristol was one of those, correct?
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Well, well — I guess I’ve done what I can do for the moment. So, I’ll take my leave for now. But, I have to advise you that the Sheriff’s deputies are parked just down the street. So you might want to just go straight home and they can conduct further questioning there – discretely. We might even be able to wisk you out of town and put you in a far north Canadian mining town for the duration until this all blows over.
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Well, Thanks for the invite. It’s been a real hoot! But I’ve got to scoot!
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THE END!
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RevereGuy/NightRider – (We Ride — You Decide)
I’d like to think we’re finally over the “hump”!
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