The “Rump” Wants $5M From CNN To Appear @ NEXT 2016 GOP Presidential Debate —-> Go For It, Juan Don!

TRUMP --- MULLS CHARGING CNN $5-MILLION FOR DEBATE APPEARANCE --- 12-11-15

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Donald “Rump” Wants CNN To Fork Over $5M To Him To Appear On CNN — Who Is Hosting The Next 2016 GOP Presidential Debate!
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Ok, CNN, Go Ahead & Pay “Rump” $5M — But With One Proviso — The “Rump” Boy Has To Go Over To Cruise Control/Ted Cruise & Plant A Big, New York-Style, Sloppy, Wet Kiss On Cruise-Boy’s Cuban Lips!
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Come On, Now, Folks, You Gotta Work For This Amount Of “Jack”!  Welcome To The Apprentice, RumpTrump!  Maybe, Also Throw In A Little “Twerking” For The Hip-Hop Crowd, Yeah, Rumpster!
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Seriously, The New Bitch-Queen In The GOP 2016 Stable Is That Latin Lover, Star Of Stage, Screen & Capitol Hill — Theodore “Teddy” Cruise —- The Hottest Thing In Texas Since Gene Autry!
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If The “Rump”-Man Gets $5M — Then, Cruise-Control Man Will Want $10M — And Then, Ladies & Gents Were All Off To The Races, The Networks Will Really Be In Duck Soup, Going Forward!
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Who Needs To Go On A Book Tour Or Speaking Engagements When You Can Weasel Your Way Into A Few Million Quid Just For Standing Up In Front Of A Camera For An Hour Or Two!
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The “Dumpster” Can Certainly Huff & Puff To Earn That $5M, But Hot-Lips Cruise Is The Queen-Bitch Of Snark!  He Might Even Go Full-Throttle On The Dumpster And Slice Him Down To A Size 4!
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Trump Is A High-Priced Racketeer, He’s Gangster From The Neck Up! He’s Got His Testes In High Gear & He Thinks That Just Going “Full-Bore, High-Octane” Will Smash Any & All Obstacles In His Way!  Cruise Is Probably Counting On That ‘Cause Teddy-Boy Will Want To Put The Stiletto Into The Rumpster While He Ain’t Lookin’ – Slyly, Sneakily As Only The Cruister Can Do.  He Was The Debating Champion @ Yale, After All.
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If CNN Were To Actually Cave In & “Humor” The Rumpus Roomster Their Credibility As A News Organization Could Be Shredded Irretrievably. They’d Be On Par With FOX NEWS Or, Worse, The Sludge/Drudge Report!
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No Matter, The 10 Remaining GOP 2016 Presidential Wannabees Are Just A Collection Of “Bitch-Sisters” All Waiting For Their Turn To Pounce On Anything Or Anyone To Snatch Victory From Defeat!
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December 15th In Las Vegas Is The Next GOP 2016 “Smack-Fest” —–> It’s Going To Narrow Down To The 2 Bitch-Queens, Donald (The Rump) Trump & Ted The “Red” Cruise.  Cruise Could Really Go “Rogue” & Just Blurt Out —- Trump Is Just A Transgender Leftist-Activist, As He Did In Describing The Planned Parenthood Shooter This Past Week!
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Trump Is An Epic Ass-Hole But Cruise Is Something Much More Troubling!  His Gift For Rhetorical Flourishes That Twist Reality Itself Into Malevolent Alternate Realities Is Not To Be Underestimated.
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Trump Will Eventually Show Up For The Next GOP 2016 Presidential Debate Because He Knows That Cruise (If No One Else) Will Crucify Him For Being A “No Show”, As Lacking Guts, As Ducking Out On Further Jousting With His Competitors!
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Trump Has Only Managed To Degenerate The Entire Republican Debate Series Into Another American Reality TV Show — Unworthy Of Serious Political Merit Or Significance!  It’s Now Become A Game Show With All Contestants Vying To Advance To The Lightning Round!

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I’d like to think we’re finally over the “hump”!

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