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Greetings, 99-Percenters! I’m Just One Of Santa’s Little Helpers & I’m Here To HELP You @ This Perilous Time In Our Country’s History. What Better Time For Me To PULL A Rabbit Out Of My Ass Then @ Christmas Time — One Year Away From The NEXT Presidential ERECTION (As They Say In Japan!)
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For My First Christmas “Goodie” —- How About We Build A Fucking Wall Around The ENTIRE State Of California & Just Seal Them Off From Everything & Everybody! We’ll Take Your 55 ELECTORAL VOTES & Park’em On The GOP Side Of The Aisle. Now, That’s Fucking Huuuge!
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For My 2nd Christmas “Goodie” —- How About We Close EVERY Single Mosque In This Country & Keep Them Muslims Inside Our COUNTRY Backed Up On Their Heels, @ Least Until We’ve Totally Destroyed ISIS & Carpet-Bombed The Hell Out Of SYRIA!
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For My 3rd Christmas “Goodie” —- How About We Just Have FOX NEWS Take Over The ENTIRE News Coverage Of The GOP 2016 Presidential Campaign Story! Sorry, But ABC, CBS & NBC/MSNBC Have To Be Kicked To The Curb! They’re “Nice People”, BUT, They’re Just NOT Tough Enough!
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For My 4th Christmas “Goodie” —- How About We Just Put Hillary Clinton On House Arrest Till She Spills The Beans On Email-Gate & Benghazi, Ok? In The Alternative, We’ll Have A Caged Match – Ronda Rousey Style — Winner Take ALL!
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For My 5th Christmas “Goodie” —- How About We Embrace Jeb Bush’s Charge Against Us As The “Chaos Candidate”! Hey, I Like The Sound Of That. We’ll Run With That. Thanks, Jeb, You Actually Did Us A Fucking Favor You Little Pussy!
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For My 6th Christmas “Goodie” —- How About We Build That WALL Along The Mexican Border — 10 Stories High And 1,000 Miles Long & Machine Gun-Laden Watch Towers Every 100 Foot Along That Tower. Oh, Yeah — Search Lights The Size Of A Small Building That Can Scour Hundreds Of Acres Of Ground Upon A Single Pass! Shouldn’t Take More Than 5 Years To Construct!
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For My 7th Christmas “Goodie” —- How About We Open Up Donald Trump Haberdashery Outlets In Iowa & New Hampshire — Just Prior To Those Respective State’s Primaries In February! We’ll “Give Away” ALL Merchandise To All PROSPECTIVE Voters! Now, That’s A Win-Win-Win!
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For My 8th Christmas “Goodie” —- How About We Buy The Good-Year Blimp & Replace “GOODYEAR” With “TRUMP” & Hover That Sucker Over All Of The NCAA Major Bowl Games On Television! —- You Can’t Get Too Much Of “Trump”!
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For My 9th Christmas “Goodie” —- How About We Show Off Our Trump “DeVille” —-> The World’s Longest Luxury Limo —- 60-Feet Long With A Sun Roof That Can Accommodate 30 People Standing Up Out Of The Roof Of The Vehicle! Naturally, I’ll Be There In The Middle With A Martini-Vodka-Straight-Up Slushie —- With All Of My Capable “Assistants” & “Assistants-In-Training! My Wife Is All On Board With This!
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For My 10th Christmas “Goodie” —- How About We Replace The Ball That They Drop In Times Square, New York On New Year’s Eve And Instead Drop The “Donald’s” HAIR —- My Lovely Blonde Mane Of Hair. After All, Who Wants To See A Stupid Old Ball Drop When You Can Get A Gander @ The Magnificent Sight Of Spectacular Blonde Locks Being Dropped From 50-Stories! I’ll Pay For All Security @ Times Square & For Any Necessary Cab Rides Home!
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For My 11th Christmas “Goodie” —- How About We Shut Down The Internet In Countries That We Don’t Like Or Consider Hostile To Us! —- That Includes CUBA!
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For My 12th & Final Christmas “Goodie” —- Let’s Shut Down ALL Immigration For 5 Years — Muslims & Everybody —- Until That Goddamned Mexican Wall Is Entirely Complete (1,000 Miles Long & 10 Stories Tall).
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Well, We Could Go On & On & On, But That’s Be Too HUUUGE!!
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RevereGuy/NightRider – (We Ride — You Decide)
I’d like to think we’re finally over the “hump”!
RuFF-RydRR--"RADIO" -------- POD-'CASTS' + VIDEO-'CASTS' ------------------------------------------------(We "HOUND" The 'EVIL' + 'MALIGNANT' TRUMP!) 
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