CHRISTMAS GREETINGS MESSAGE FROM DONALD ‘HUGE’ TRUMP TO ALL OF YOU’S

TRUMP BE TRIPPIN - DOLL HEAD

.

Greetings, 99-Percenters!  I’m Just One Of Santa’s Little Helpers & I’m Here To HELP You @ This Perilous Time In Our Country’s History.  What Better Time For Me To PULL A Rabbit Out Of My Ass Then @ Christmas Time — One Year Away From The NEXT Presidential ERECTION (As They Say In Japan!)
.
For My First Christmas “Goodie” —- How About We Build A Fucking Wall Around The ENTIRE State Of California & Just Seal Them Off From Everything & Everybody!  We’ll Take Your 55 ELECTORAL VOTES & Park’em On The GOP Side Of The Aisle.  Now, That’s Fucking Huuuge!
.
For My 2nd Christmas “Goodie” —- How About We Close EVERY Single Mosque In This Country & Keep Them Muslims Inside Our COUNTRY Backed Up On Their Heels, @ Least Until We’ve Totally Destroyed ISIS & Carpet-Bombed The Hell Out Of SYRIA!
.
For My 3rd Christmas “Goodie” —- How About We Just Have FOX NEWS Take Over The ENTIRE News Coverage Of The GOP 2016 Presidential Campaign Story! Sorry, But ABC, CBS & NBC/MSNBC Have To Be Kicked To The Curb!  They’re “Nice People”, BUT, They’re Just NOT Tough Enough!
.
For My 4th Christmas “Goodie” —- How About We Just Put Hillary Clinton On House Arrest Till She Spills The Beans On Email-Gate & Benghazi, Ok? In The Alternative, We’ll Have A Caged Match – Ronda Rousey Style — Winner Take ALL!
.
For My 5th Christmas “Goodie” —- How About We Embrace Jeb Bush’s Charge Against Us As The “Chaos Candidate”! Hey, I Like The Sound Of That. We’ll Run With That.  Thanks, Jeb, You Actually Did Us A Fucking Favor You Little Pussy!
.
For My 6th Christmas “Goodie” —- How About We Build That WALL Along The Mexican Border — 10 Stories High And 1,000 Miles Long & Machine Gun-Laden Watch Towers Every 100 Foot Along That Tower.  Oh, Yeah — Search Lights The Size Of A Small Building That Can Scour Hundreds Of Acres Of Ground Upon A Single Pass!  Shouldn’t Take More Than 5 Years To Construct!
.
For My 7th Christmas “Goodie” —- How About We Open Up Donald Trump Haberdashery Outlets In Iowa & New Hampshire — Just Prior To Those Respective State’s Primaries In February!  We’ll “Give Away” ALL Merchandise To All PROSPECTIVE Voters!  Now, That’s A Win-Win-Win!
.
For My 8th Christmas “Goodie” —- How About We Buy The Good-Year Blimp & Replace “GOODYEAR” With “TRUMP” & Hover That Sucker Over All Of The NCAA Major Bowl Games On Television! —- You Can’t Get Too Much Of “Trump”!
.
For My 9th Christmas “Goodie” —- How About We Show Off Our Trump “DeVille” —-> The World’s Longest Luxury Limo —- 60-Feet Long With A Sun Roof That Can Accommodate 30 People Standing Up Out Of The Roof Of The Vehicle!  Naturally, I’ll Be There In The Middle With A Martini-Vodka-Straight-Up Slushie —- With All Of My Capable “Assistants” & “Assistants-In-Training!  My Wife Is All On Board With This!
.
For My 10th Christmas “Goodie” —- How About We Replace The Ball That They Drop In Times Square, New York On New Year’s Eve And Instead Drop The “Donald’s” HAIR —- My Lovely Blonde Mane Of Hair.  After All, Who Wants To See A Stupid Old Ball Drop When You Can Get A Gander @ The Magnificent Sight Of Spectacular Blonde Locks Being Dropped From 50-Stories!  I’ll Pay For All Security @ Times Square & For Any Necessary Cab Rides Home!
.
For My 11th Christmas “Goodie” —- How About We Shut Down The Internet In Countries That We Don’t Like Or Consider Hostile To Us! —- That Includes CUBA!
.
For My 12th & Final Christmas “Goodie” —- Let’s Shut Down ALL Immigration For 5 Years — Muslims & Everybody —- Until That Goddamned Mexican Wall Is Entirely Complete (1,000 Miles Long & 10 Stories Tall).
.
Well, We Could Go On & On & On, But That’s Be Too HUUUGE!!

.

RevereGuy/NightRider – (We Ride — You Decide)

I’d like to think we’re finally over the “hump”!

GOP - HUMPING AMERICA

http://paulrevererides.com​  — Last 6 RoughRiderz-RADIO Episodes
http://blogtalkradio.com/roughriderz.rss — “Feed” For All 166 RoughRiderz-RADIO Episodes
https://paulrevererides.wordpress.com/feed — “Feed” For All 639 WordPress Posts
http://paulrevererides.​wordpress.com
https://www.facebook.com/pete.newcome
https://twitter.com/paulrevererider
Comments are closed.
%d bloggers like this: