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Donald Trump Is Running To Become The Leader Of The 1st Islamic Caliphate Outpost In The Western World, The U.S.A. Ostensibly, He’s Running As An American To Make America Great Again But The Wily, Rascally DONALD Is Really More Locked Into The Quest To Become The Caliphate Leader Of The Western Hemisphere.
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He’s Got The Perfect Cover Running As A Supposed Political OUTSIDER With Tremendous Bluster & Bravado! It’s All A Giant Kabuki Play To Distract From The DONALD’S Real Objective: Caliphate Grand Master Of The North American Continent As Well As South American.
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The Trump Thought About Being The NEXT Mussolini But Figured What Could Be Better Than The Next Ali Khan, The Lord & Prince Of The North American New Islamic Caliphate! Upon Assuming The Presidency The Donald’s First Action Will Be For An Executive Order Declaring Himself The Grand Mufti!
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He Will Then Appear From The Balcony At Frequent Intervals To Deliver Sermons & Instructional Messages To The Faithful & To Erect The Trump Regnum Caliphate Pax Americana!
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He Will, Of Course, Have An Extensive Household —- Featuring A Large Harem As Befitting A Grand Mufti, As Well As A Taj Mahal Residential Palace (In Place Of The White House) To Implement The New Regnum. You Can Expect Minarets Everywhere As Prayer Towers Extolling The Faithful To Come To Prayer 5-Times A Day!
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The Address From The White House Will Be Replaced By The Grand Caliphate Leader Speaking To The Faithful From The Steps Of The Capitol Which Has Been Turned Into Two Grand Mosques, One For The Men & The Other For The Women.
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This Is A Lifetime Gig And The Donald Is Up To The Challenge! The Bravado & Bombasity Will Be Supplanted By The Pomposity! Oh Grand Caliphate Excellency, We Bow & Scrape In Your Presence, Your Loyal Minions And Obsequious Toadies!
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Of Course, There Will Be Two Sacrifices Per Year — Carefully Selected Apostates (Of The Liberal Persuasion)! Oh, Joy, Oh, Sublime Good, Oh Akbar Kandahar! —- Oh Blessed & Mighty Caliphate Prince —- Deliver Us From All Licentious Western Depravity! —- Especially From Filthy, Dirty Immigrants & The “Others”!
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Oh, Your Hugeness, We, Your Loyal Obsequious Subjects, On Bended Knee Bask In The Glow Of Your Enormity & Magnificence. Oh, God Is Great, Prince Donald, Prince Of All & Of Everything.
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Yes, Ladies & Gentlemen, Donald Trump, Like A Serpent In The Grass, Is Coiled & Ready To Strike Upon The American Republic Like A Cobra & Strait-Jacket This Mighty Nation Into The Trump Caliphate For A Thousand Year Reign To Settle Once & For All The True Destiny Of The Western Hemisphere! The Anti-Christ Has Been Here Among Us In Plain Sight. The Blue-Eyed One, The One Of A Blonde Mane, Will Ensnare, Entrap A Gullible People With His Bombasity, Bravado & Pomposity Into His American Caliphate That Will End Debate & Discussion Of All Things Public! Oh Let The Mighty Reign Commence! Akbar, Akbar, Akbar Mighty Donald, Prince Of Man!
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RevereGuy/NightRider – (We Ride — You Decide)
I’d like to think we’re finally over the “hump”!
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