The GOP Goes For That J-O-B In DC!!! Their TOWN HALLS Will Break One’s BALLS!

GOP TOWN HALL

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Let’s Begin This Town Hall With A Question To Donald Trump.
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Moderator:  Mr. Trump, If Elected, How Soon Will You Start Building That Wall To Keep Out Illegal Aliens?
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Trump:  I’ll Tell You With A Short & Concise Statement —- “Balls To The Wall”.
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Moderator:  Mr. Cruz, If Elected, What Will Be Your 1st Act As President?
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Cruz:  I’ll Create A New Federal Agency, The Department Of Churches & It Will Assess A TITHE On All American Voters – Somewhere In The 15% Range!
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Moderator:  Mr. Rubio, If Elected, What Would Be Your Approach To Iran?
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Rubio:  We’ll Build A Wall Around Iraq To Keep The Iranians Out & The Iraqis In.  We’ll Drop Gideon Bibles All Over Tehran & Show Those Godless Emirs!  Don’t Mess With Us God-Fearing, Gun-Toting Americans!
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Moderator:  Mr. Bush, Do You Think The Vacancy On The Supreme Court Should Be Filled?
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Bush:  What Vacancy?
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Moderator:  Mr. Kasich, How Would You Handle The Next Expected Terrorist Attack On The United States?
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Kasich:  I’d Have Chris Christie Close Down The Right-Hand Lane Of The George Washington Throughway, That’ll Thwart Any Real Attempts @ Launching A Violent Attack On New York City?
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Moderator:  Mr. Carson, Do You Still Think That U.S. Foreign Policy Should Include Drone Attacks On Doctors Without Borders?
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Carson:  By Their Description —- “Without Borders” —- They Are A Godless Terrorist Organization Masquerading As Physicians Who Have The Nerve Of Bringing Life-Saving Skills To Children & Parents Caught Living In ISIS-Controlled Territories.
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Moderator:  Mr. Cruz, If Elected, Will You Deal Effectively With Cuba?
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Cruz:  No, Cuba Is Godless & Gutless, It Needs To Be Baptized (From The Air) — We Can Send Squadrons Of B2-Bombers & Drop Cannisters Of Holy Water On Their Large Cities. Alternatively, We Can Put Messages Of Hell-Fire & Brimstone In Bottles In The Water Near Their Shores & Wait For Them To Wash Up On The Shore & Be Retrieved By The Grateful Indigenous Population To Read The “Good News” Contained Therein.
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Moderator:  Mr. Trump, How Long Should Departed Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia Lie In State?
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Trump:  Until President Obama Nominates Robert Bork – (Or His “Clone”!)
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Moderator:  Ok, Last Question — Mr. Rubio, What Would You Do On Your 1st Day Of Office?
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Rubio:  On My 1st AND Last Day Of Office I Would Drop My Drawers & Moon President Obama’s Photo In The White House!  I Would Also Have It Photographed & Put Alongside Obama’s Office White House Photo!
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Moderator:  That Wraps It Up Ladies & Gentlemen.  I Think We Hit All The Bases.  I Want To Thank Our Sponsor For Tonight’s Town Hall Debate, The League Of Non-Voters Action Committee.  And A Special Thanks To Our Other Sponsor — Red Man Chewing Tobacco.
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Our Next Town Hall Will Be In Two Weeks Where We’ll Be Broadcasting From Downtown Topeka, Kansas Where We’ll Go About Separating The Wheat From The Chaff And Have Another Go At Giving The American Public Another Dose Of The False Clap!!!
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Good Night & God Speed To All Of The Candidates & May God Supply The Needed SPEED In Healthy Doses To ALL Of Our CANDIDATES, Cause They’re Gonna Need It To Keep The Manure Pile Reaching Ever Higher & Higher!
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