BIRTHER OF A NATION-3.0 — “Austin” TRUMPMAN

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For This Podcast We Have 2 Beleaguered Americans & Their Respective Families,  Austin Trumpman And Cameron Sessions Who Were Military Academy Roommates At The Citadel When They Were Younger.
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(For The AUDIO Of This Post, Go To The URL Link —
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/roughriderz/2016/09/20/birther-of-a-nation-30—austin-trumpman.mp3
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They Were Reunited Years Later To “Save” The CHRISTIAN U.S. From The Anti-Deplorable Forces — Who Were Attempting To Snuff Out The Real America — The “Christian” America.
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As The Country Rapidly Approaches Civil “Disunion” —
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The Trumpman Daughter, Elsie, Is Sent Ahead By Herself To Travel To The Sessions Family Residence In Piedmont, South Carolina.
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Elsie, Upon Arriving At The Sessions Family Home Is Greeted By The Eldest Son, Greg, An Army Ranger On Leave & Elsie Is Instantly “Smitten” By His Dashing & Charming Manner + Looks.  The Youngest Son, Wade, Apparently, Was Away Serving In An Ultra-Elite Border Patrol Squad In Arizona, Overlooking The Arizona-Mexican Border.  He Was A Sniper & Apparently Had “160” Notches On His Helmet!
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Elsie Soon Bears Witness To Emily Sessions, Cameron Sessions’ Eldest Daughter, Being Shouted Down By The Anti-Deplorable Crowd In A Most Vile & Venal Manner.
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Elsie Learns Very Quickly That Disaffected, Deplorable White Folk Need Rescuing Big-Time & That Something Had To Be Done Quickly — By Somebody!
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The Anti-Deplorables Have Upended The Natural Social Order Of Things With Their “Political Correctness” & Had Stamped Out Any Influence That That Deplorables Once Had.
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The Deplorables, However, Want The “Natural Order” Of Things To Be Restored But The Damned Politically Correct, i.e., The Anti-Deplorables — Individuals Of “Color” & Non-Aryan Ethnic Origins — Have Things In Hand, To The Decided Disadvantage Of The Deplorables.
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During This Time, One of The Deplorable Fair Maidens Was Seen Hiking In The Nearby Woods Picking Flowers To Take Home + Put Into A Vase. Meanwhile, One Of The Anti-Deplorable Men From Nearby, Caught Sight Of This Fair-Maiden & Thus Made Hot Pursuit After The Fair Maiden, As He Was Quite “Smitten” At The Very Sight Of Her. However, Upon Approaching Her, The Deplorable Fair Maiden Bade Him Not To Come Any Closer As He & His Obvious Intentions Repulsed Her To The Quick!
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The Anti-Deplorable Suitor, Nevertheless, Continued His Chase & The Deplorable Fair Maiden Then Proceeded To Quickly Run From Him Only To Arrive At A Steep Precipice With No Means Of Easy Escape From The Fast Oncoming Anti-Deplorable Pursuer.  With Her Back To The Precipice The Fair Maiden Seemed To Lose Balance & In An Instant Fell Over The Edge To Her Death.
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The Deplorable Brigade Got Wind Of What Happened & Donning White Sheets With The Letter “T” Emblazoned On The Front Rode Their Stallions In Pursuit Of This Impudent Anti-Deplorable Whereupon, Running Him Down, Gave The Despicable Pluralist A Quick Judicial Proceeding & Summarily Hanged Him & Then Dumped His Body In Front Of The Anti-Deplorable Headquarters In Piedmont.
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The Anti-Deplorable Forces, Infuriated, Made Quick For The Residence Of Piedmont’s Most Infamous Deplorable, Cameron Sessions & Stumbled Upon All Manner Of Aryan Brotherhood Paraphanelia & Immediately Took Charge Of The Elder Sessions & His 2 Daughters Who Were Present. However, Some Neighborly “Nayer-Do-Wells” Intervened To Free The Sessions Family Members Who Then Made Flight To Their Secret “Hideaway” Located Out In The Country.
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However, Austin Trumpman’s Daughter, Elsie, Was Accidentally Left Behind @ The Sessions Family Residence By The Marauding Anti-Deplorables And Elsie Then Quickly Sought Out The Leader Of The Deplorables (Nat Turner) & Pleaded For His Help To Stop The Threat Against The Sessions Family.  The Deplorable Leader (Nat) Was Agreeable But Only If Elsie Would Give Him A Big “Smooch” On His Cheek.  Elsie Demurred & The Deplorable Leader Proceeded To Press Her Close To Him, Whereupon She Pushed Away From Him & Screamed Bloody Murder Out Of The Open Window, Overlooking The Street, When Who Should Hear Her Blood-Curdling Screams, But None Other Than — Yes, You Guessed It —-
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Her Daddy, Austin Trumpman — Who, Fortuitously, Had Been Traveling Down To Piedmont From D.C. Only To Arrive Just In Time To Hear His Daughter’s Blood-Curdling Scream From The Sessions Residence.  Austin Stormed Into The House & Confronted The Anti-Deplorable Leader & Learned Of The Imminent Danger The Sessions Family Members Faced While Hunkered Down Out In Their Country Hide-Away By The Fast-Approaching Anti-Deplorable Forces.
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Elsie Immediately Informed Daddy That There Was A Large & Well-Armed Contingent Of Deplorables In Piedmont & That Daddy Should Assume Command Of Them & Lead Them Out To The Country To Rescue The Elder Sessions & His 2 Daughters & Then Return To Restore Peace In Piedmont Itself.
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This Was All Done And Austin Trumpman Did, Indeed, Return To Piedmont With The Sessions Family Members And Then Proceeded To Mop Up The Evil Anti-Deplorable Forces & Their Leader, “Nat”.
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Elsie Was Then Free To Marry The Elder Sessions Boy, Greg.  At This Time, Greg’s Youngest Brother, Wade, Returned From The Arizona-Mexican Border With His Helmet Filled With “Notches” & Presented A Most-Dashing Figure When He Met Elsie’s Youngest Sister, Flora, Who Had Just Arrived From D.C. After Finishing Her Last Law School Exam At Washington & Lee.
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Elsie & Greg Were Married At The First Trinity Church In Downtown Piedmont With A Full 21-Gun Salute Following The Ceremony.  Afterwards. Wade & Flora Became Engaged & With Daddy Sessions’ Financial Help, Bought A “Chicken-Shit” Franchise Operation In Downtown Piedmont.
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Thus, Was The Deplorable Way Of Life Reclaimed & Reinstituted Throughout The Realm As The Fiery Sun Brilliantly Disappeared Slowly Behind The Hills Of Piedmont While Mint-Julips Were Sipped On By One & All.  As The Old Biblical Passage Reads: “Let No Man Put Asunder What The Mighty “Christian” Lord Hath Proclaimath”
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And Everybody Lived Happily Ever After, ‘Cept For All Of The “Rest Of Us!”

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