DONALD’S DEBATE DEBACLE! – (9-26-16)

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(1)  Oh Yeah, You Guys Can Go Ask My Good Friend, Sean Hannity —- He’ll Tell You I Was Against The Iraq War!

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(2)  Oh Yeah, You Guys Can Ask My Son Eric, He’ll Tell You, Releasing My Income Taxes Would Just Be Plain “Stupid”!

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(3)  Oh Yeah, You Guys Can Ask Anyone, Hillary Is A Crook, Go Ahead, Ask Anybody!

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(4)  Oh Yeah, Miss Universe From Venezuela Was A “Fatty”, We Told Her To Get Her Ass Back In Shape, Ok?

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(5)  Oh Yeah, Hillary Has Been Fighting ISIS Her Whole ENTIRE Life, Ok! Just Ask ISIS!

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(6)  Oh Yeah, Hillary Sent Top Secret Nuclear Warhead Designs Straight To Putin Straight From The State Department & Her BlackBerry, Just Ask Putin, Ok?

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(7)  Oh Yeah, Just Ask Kenya, They’ll Tell You Obama Was Born In Kenya And Somehow The Damned Birth Certificate Was Inadvertently Mailed To Honolulu, Hawaii & Got “Altered” In The Process!

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(8)  Oh Yeah, Just Ask The Folks In Nagales, Mexico If They Want A Wall Put Up — Ok, Ok, So They Thought We Were Talking About Wall-Mart!!! —–> Whatever!!!!

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(9)  Oh Yeah, Just Ask My Campaign Chair In Mahoney County Ohio If There Was Any Racism Before Obama Became President —- She’ll Tell You A Big FAT “NO”! — Ok, Ok, So She Resigned Soon Thereafter! —-> But She “Said” It!

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(10)  Oh Yeah, Just Ask My Ex-Wife, Marla Maples, If I Don’t Have The Largest “Johnson” In The Western Hemisphere! —–> What, You Said She Thought I Was Talking About The Hotel Chain I Wanted To Buy, Howard JOHNSONS?

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(11)  Oh Yeah, China Is Taking Over ALL Of Our Country & They’ve Taken All Of Our Jobs & Blah-Blah-Blah-Blah-Blah —- WHAT? —-> You’re Asking Me About The “Stuff” I Sell Under My “Trump” Brand —-> Where Do I Have All Of My Ties, Shoes, Shirts, Slacks, Jackets, Hats, Dresses, Golf Bags, Sweaters, Cuff-Links, Watches, Soap, Hand/Face Products, Shampoo, After-Shave, Cologne Products, Socks, Hand Bags, Purses, Brief Cases, Etc., Etc., Etc., Made? —> Why, In China, Of Course, What Do You Think I Am, A Total Fucking MORON!

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(12)  Oh Yeah, Well Ask Vladimir Putin If Donald J. Trump Is A Righteous Dude, We ALL Know What Vladi Would Say!  And From One Strong-Man To Another, He’s My Man Bro’, Hell, I’d Give Him A Big, Wet, Sloppy French Kiss Morning, Noon & Night!

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(13)  Oh Yeah, Well When I Fire All Of The Generals Then The Defense Department Will Start Winning Wars Big-Time!  What, You’re Telling Me That Generals Don’t Get Fired ‘Cause They’re Not Appointed!  That They Serve Under Military Command Until They Retire (& Only A Court Martial Can Be Used To Get Rid Of Them) —> So What, I’ll Sign An Executive Order Or Something!

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(14)  Oh Yeah, Well African-Americans Overwhelmingly Love Me, Just Ask Rudy Guiliani, The Former Mayor Of New York Who Told Me That His “Stop-N-Frisk” Policy Was Really Popular In The Black Communities In That City! —-> Yeah, That’s Right, That’s What He Told Me! —> What? You Say I’m Polling At Less Than 1% Among Black Voters? —-> Get Out Of Here!!!

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(15)  Oh Yeah, Well I Think I Won This Damn Debate, Hands-Down!  What, You Said That’s Not The Case Because, My Hands Were Never Down But Were, Instead, Up In The Air Constantly, Gesturing & Pointing At Hillary!

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(16)  Oh Yeah, Well I Don’t Even Know Who David Duke Is Or Much About This Following He Has — The KKK — BUT I’ll Look Into It, Though, I Promise You. —–> What, You Say He’s Endorsed Me & So Has The Entire KKK? — I Don’t Know What You’re Talking About & I Don’t Know Anything Else!

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(17)  Oh Yeah, I’m Under An Audit By The IRS And My Lawyers Tell Me That Once The Audit Is Completed I Can Release My Income Tax Records! —- What?  You Say That The IRS Has Clearly Stated That Tax Records Can Be Released At Any Time, Including During An AUDIT! — Look, Don’t Be Silly! —-> This Is All Just A Misunderstanding, Ok!

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(18)  Oh Yeah, Well I Have A Very High Regard For Women!  It’s Just That The Former Miss Universe, From Venezuela, Was A Big Fat Pig After She Won And I Told Her So!  Are You Going To Get On Me For That?

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(19)  Oh Yeah, Well I Can Cut Taxes By About $20-Trillion & Increase Defense Spending By $20-Trillion & You Know What —-> America Will Be Great Again! —- What? —- You Say That’s Completely Ludicrous, Insane & Impossible? —-> Well, Which Is It? —- Ludicrous, Insane Or Impossible.  Be More Specific!

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(20)  Oh Yeah, Well My Grandfather Was A Fine Businessman Who Was Swedish! —- What?  You Say He Was From Germany, That His Real Name Was Frederick DRUMPF & That He Made The Trump Fortune Possible From His Opium Dens & Brothels. — That’s Not So, ‘Cause My Daddy Would Have Said Something About This, Right?

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There You Have It, The Resounding Tour-de-Farce Performance By The Greatest Street Vaudevillian/Charlatan In Recorded Human History!  The DONALD May Have Human DNA In Him, Like The Rest Of Us, But, In His Case The “DNA” Stands For —–> “DO NOT APPROACH!”

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