ANOTHER TRICKY DAY FOR THE DRUMPFSTER!

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That Macron Done Got A Vice Grip Of A Handshake That Drumpf Dude Got Punked By The Man From Gaul With Such Gall — Ha-Ha-Ha!!!

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Drumpf Thinks He Be Such A Player But, Fuck It, He’s Just A Nay-Sayer Even Angela Merkel Got In A Punk Went Nose To Nose With The Drumpf

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The Prime Minister Of Montenegro That Drumpf Pushed Aside Says, Come On Homey, Come To My Crib And Try Sticking It To Me In The Rib

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Yo, Even Teresa May, Of The Great Brit Thinking To Herself, What A Fucking Shit This Manchild From The Flatbush Circuit Should’ve Grab His Junk While He Was Out In Front!

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Trump Then Lands Back In U.S.A. Finds Out His Son-In-Law Is A Big Expose Seems Baby-Faced Jerod Went Out On A Limb Suggested A Secret Back-Channel To The Kremlin

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Lordy, Lands-O’Goshen, Crossed Two Oceans Come Back & Find Out, So Much Fucking Commotion Time To Call In Red A’Dair & Plug Them Oil Well Fires Or We’ll Find Outselves Wearing Neckties Made Out Of Burning Tires

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Call In My Homies From The Hood Got To Tap Down All Of This Ineptitude 1st Things 1st, Go After Comey If I Don’t, He’ll Have Me Turned Into Baloney

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Next, I Go For Mueller Gonna Make Him Turn Yeller He Works For Me Can Always Cut’im Loose & Free

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It’s The Trumps Against Elites We Got The Edge, We Be Good @ Cheats Sharpen Our Knives, Go For The Throat Then Wash Our Hands With Palmolive Soap

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We’ll Slip And Slide For 4-More Years We’ll Shuck + Jive, & Bake & Shake We’ll Pick Your Pockets, And Take Your Cash Then We’ll Leave & Count Our Mountain Of Stash

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My White Brethern In The Boonies They Love Me Like Loonies I Can’t Lose, I’ll Win Bigley I’ll Get All My Groceries From The Pigley-Wigley

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So You Hillary Crooks, You’re A Bunch Of Snooks I Got This Covered And I’ll Get Off Scott Free Unless Mueller, The Robert, Hands Down A Subpoena Decree Then In That Case I’ll Be Fucked Back Into The Sea

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So, Maybe I’ll Just Fade Away And Ease On Back To Mar-A-Lego And Do A Woodrow Wilson & Feign A Debilitating Stroke And Then Sneak On Out @ Night & Run The Tables And Bring My Ladies Back With Me Into The Stables

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I’ll Leave It All Up To Pence To Finish Out The Term Don’t Think I’ll Be In Shape, I’m Starting To Squirm If Pence Goes Then I’ll Just Shoot For Barbados And All Bets Are Off — I’ll Place It All On Las Vegas

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Yes, One Last Roll Of The Dice I’ll Put Everything On That Russian Paradise Deep Into The Siberian Wilderness To Be With My Sweetie, Vladimir, My Beloved Sereneness

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Don’t Weep For Me, I’ve Rolled It Big Now Time To Leave Before I Become Wrinkled Like A Fig Me And Puti Riding Bareback & Buck Naked Trashing Everything That Is Good And Sacred

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You Can Do Anything In The Siberian Wilderness Even More Than You Can Do In Inverness Me And Puti, He’s My Cutie Love His Booty, Such A Beauty

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We’ll Ride That One Horse Off Into The Woods We’ll Disappear For At Least One Year Then Return Buck Naked & Showin’ Our Goods Oh Puti, My Sweetie, My Kremlin KGB Dear

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We’ll Grow Old Together, Whip Each Other With Leather We’ll Hold Each Other So Manly, Oh, So Handily But I Ask One Thing, & One Thing Only Don’t Ever Mention The Name Of That Fucking Jim Comey!!!

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That Macron Done Got A Vice Grip
Of A Handshake
That Drumpf Dude Got Punked
By The Man From Gaul With Such Gall — Ha-Ha-Ha!!!

Drumpf Thinks He Be Such A Player
But, Fuck It, He’s Just A Nay-Sayer
Even Angela Merkel Got In A Punk
Went Nose To Nose With The Drumpf

The Prime Minister Of Montenegro
That Drumpf Pushed Aside
Says, Come On Homey, Come To My Crib
And Try Sticking It To Me In The Rib

Yo, Even Teresa May, Of The Great Brit
Thinking To Herself, What A Fucking Shit
This Manchild From The Flatbush Circuit
Should’ve Grab His Junk While He Was Out In Front!

Trump Then Lands Back In U.S.A.
Finds Out His Son-In-Law Is A Big Expose
Seems Baby-Faced Jerod Went Out On A Limb
Suggested A Secret Back-Channel To The Kremlin

Lordy, Lands-O’Goshen, Crossed Two Oceans
Come Back & Find Out, So Much Fucking Commotion
Time To Call In Red A’Dair & Plug Them Oil Well Fires
Or We’ll Find Outselves Wearing Neckties Made Out Of Burning Tires

Call In My Homies From The Hood
Got To Tap Down All Of This Ineptitude
1st Things 1st, Go After Comey
If I Don’t, He’ll Have Me Turned Into Baloney

Next, I Go For Mueller
Gonna Make Him Turn Yeller
He Works For Me
Can Always Cut’im Loose & Free

It’s The Trumps Against Elites
We Got The Edge, We Be Good @ Cheats
Sharpen Our Knives, Go For The Throat
Then Wash Our Hands With Palmolive Soap

We’ll Slip And Slide For 4-More Years
We’ll Shuck + Jive, & Bake & Shake
We’ll Pick Your Pockets, And Take Your Cash
Then We’ll Leave & Count Our Mountain Of Stash

My White Brethern In The Boonies
They Love Me Like Loonies
I Can’t Lose, I’ll Win Bigley
I’ll Get All My Groceries From The Pigley-Wigley

So You Hillary Crooks, You’re A Bunch Of Snooks
I Got This Covered And I’ll Get Off Scott Free
Unless Mueller, The Robert, Hands Down A Subpoena Decree
Then In That Case I’ll Be Fucked Back Into The Sea

So, Maybe I’ll Just Fade Away And Ease On Back To Mar-A-Lego
And Do A Woodrow Wilson & Feign A Debilitating Stroke
And Then Sneak On Out @ Night & Run The Tables
And Bring My Ladies Back With Me Into The Stables

I’ll Leave It All Up To Pence To Finish Out The Term
Don’t Think I’ll Be In Shape, I’m Starting To Squirm
If Pence Goes Then I’ll Just Shoot For Barbados
And All Bets Are Off — I’ll Place It All On Las Vegas

Yes, One Last Roll Of The Dice
I’ll Put Everything On That Russian Paradise
Deep Into The Siberian Wilderness
To Be With My Sweetie, Vladimir, My Beloved Sereneness

Don’t Weep For Me, I’ve Rolled It Big
Now Time To Leave Before I Become Wrinkled Like A Fig
Me And Puti Riding Bareback & Buck Naked
Trashing Everything That Is Good And Sacred

You Can Do Anything In The Siberian Wilderness
Even More Than You Can Do In Inverness
Me And Puti, He’s My Cutie
Love His Booty, Such A Beauty

We’ll Ride That One Horse Off Into The Woods
We’ll Disappear For At Least One Year
Then Return Buck Naked & Showin’ Our Goods
Oh Puti, My Sweetie, My Kremlin KGB Dear

We’ll Grow Old Together, Whip Each Other With Leather
We’ll Hold Each Other So Manly, Oh, So Handily
But I Ask One Thing, & One Thing Only
Don’t Ever Mention The Name Of That Fucking Jim Comey!!!