COMEY COME LIKE A WRECKIN’ BALL!

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6-foot, eight — ain’t overweight
chiseled jaw — hair all in place
Comey come, but not to equivocate
No, he come to smack Drump in the face
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He done just that today — on nationwide tv
He done smacked the Dump — with those pearly teeth
Comey says the Dump did him wrong — with his lies so strong
So, Comey smacked it back to Drumpf for stringing him along
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January 27 Orange Man asks Comey to kneel
And pledge unconditional loyalty to Mr. banana peel
Comey says no can do – I no can do
But I’ll try to be ever-honest with you
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On February 14 Dump ask FBI man to drop Flynn thing
Comey counters – no, not for all of your bling-bling
Drumpf crowds Comey, come on, bro’ you owe me
Comey shoot back, hey, I ain’t your homie
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On March 30 Oval Office Orifice calls Comey
Man, I gots this cloud over me — can you take pity
Comey rebuffs, and huffs, no way, that sounds shitty
So, Dump is thinkin’, man you full of baloney
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April come, April go, Trump stumped, shit-faced
May comes and the Dump reloads and dumps Comey
Then twists it in & says Comey better hope Dump has no tapes
But FBI man says bring it on Orange, you just made some big mistakes
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Comey, ain’t no provolone, kept meticulous memorande
Of all his Trump Trists & all those Trump tricks
So, guess what, Comey came to Senate Intel armed + loaded
And laid it all down and then watched white house as it imploded
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But he saved the best for the biggest
Called the Oval Fucker a Fucking liar
For defaming Comey + FBI — as in shambles + disarray
Which was never true, but something Mr. liar pulled out of the blue
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So, to conclude, amigos, kiss this A-hole goodybe
Drumpf get the moving van to back up to South Portico
You’ve reached the end of this saga – my how time flies
When you’re having fun with stupid and your nose becomes pinochio

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