KELLYANNE CONWAY — TRUMP’S OFFICIAL FLAME THROWER!

by Paul-Revere-Rides, posted in Political Blog Posts
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Kellyanne Conway

 

With that clenched + jutting jaw — America’s “sweetheart”, Kelly-Ann-Conway never fails to “confab” her way in front of the cameras to “soosh” away anything that festers within Trump World.
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It should be apparent that she is nothing more than a punching bag for anyone who is NOT a “deplorable” — which is at least two-thirds of this country.
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Somehow Kelly managed to acquire a law degree and run a two-bit polling outfit before hitching her star on to the biggest dog + pony show on planet earth – the “Trump” circus.
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It’ll be most entertaining to see her bend herself into a pretzel to deal with the inevitable impeachment proceedings that will ensnare her boss within the next year.
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No doubt she’ll blame it on the big + bad “Deep State” — who after all — “created” Donald Trump only to then work to crush him, go figure! 
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I think the lying little bitch is hoping that Trump can parlay his White House “run” into another TV network to rival FOX & then catapult Little “Miss Kelly” into a Talking Head Role – aka Sean Hannity!
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The only trouble, Kelly, is that your lying son-of-a-bitch boss will most likely be nailed for various counts of obstruction of justice & collusion with a foreign power — all predicated to gain him the presidency.  Maybe Trump can start a news front operation from inside prison.  If that’s the case, then sure, Kelly, you can take your microphone + camera into Lewisburg Penitentiary & interview and comment on your “Big Daddy”.
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But, then again, Conway Tweety, it’s possible that the Russia “stink” will have left something on you as well — giving Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller yet another “cooperating” witness.  Then, you’ll be well-positioned to “sing like a bird” on camera — like Michael Flynn & Steven Bannon before you — & really “dish-the-dirt” on your dirt-ball president.
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It’s possible you’re already “punched out” by this time & seriously planning on “cashing-in” your chips @ the window on your way out.  We understand that Bob Mueller will offer generous terms in exchange for some “heartfelt” cooperation.  Sweetie, we’d hate to see you get old + wrinkled in prison.  Don’t think that’s your style, toots.
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Hell, Kelly, you can do a Paul Manafort & look around for a deep-pocketed Russian oligarch who needs a “spokes-mouth-person” & then run the gravy train for all its worth.  Ask Manafort, he worked for 2 or 3 of those “capital” fellows & made a fucking “mint”.
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If all else fails, Kelly, you can start your own “Alt-Reality” TV show — the logical extension of the Reality Show genre.  Think of all of the fun counter-logical shit you could come up with for all the “pod” people within Trump’s 30% base.
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But, in the end, Kelly, you should do an “extreme” makeover and go BIG — aim to be the next big TV televangelist with your own Mega-Church somewhere on the East Coast.  AmeriKKKa needs another Billy Graham.  You can give them that — you’re “Kelly-Ann” — Sister Kelly-Ann — so, keep those pledges coming in, folk’s!
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After all, “bull-shit” begets more “bull-shit”.  Why stop when you’re on a roll.  It worked for Joseph Goebbels.  Next to Trump, you’re the world’s greatest lying sack-of-shit.  You can even market your own baseball cap like the Trumpster did —- only this time it’ll read —- Make-America-FAKE-Again.
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