L.A. Confidential – On The Q.T. + Very Hush-Hush!

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Trump’s room for manuevering in the Russia probe is about as much as the room there is inside a matchbox.

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If I were him, I’d gather all my “stuff” in a suit case, don some nice dark sun glasses and start hitch hiking towards Costa Rica!  Don’t tell anyone, not even Pence.  Just “do it”.  Let it happen!  One tip, “lose” the MAGA red cap, along with the boring, never-ending blue business suit & power red tie.  Perhaps, instead, feature a pancho, like the kind that Clint Eastwood wore in “A Fistful of Dollars”, “For a Few Dollars More”, and “The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly”.

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Just dream you’re lucky and get on with it!

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Cause the “alternative” is a certain prison sentence once Mueller & Stormy Daniels’ attorney, Michael Avenatti, get done with your raggedy ass!  The money trail you’ve left behind over the last 3-decades is like the bread crumbs left behind in Hantzel & Gretel.  Taking Mueller out of the equation, a 2-hour direct examination in a deposition by Michael Avenatti would be like being undressed in public!

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In the alternative, take a cheap Grey Hound to Hollywood – the cheap section – and rent yourself a by-the-night “bungalow”.   Then, make like L.A. Confidential, where you could drive around in a 1954 maroon mercury – slow-like – and just take on the affectation of an L.A. “gangster”, loaded with $100-bills, to give to “bimbos” catching a ride to the beach for “parties”!

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Man, just like Robinson Crusoe, you’d find the lifestyle much less “encumbering” and a whole lot more “engaging” after just a few months.  Then you might start up a late-night, public access TV show – (like Alex Jones did in Texas 20-years back) – and, while wearing a “disguise” – sit in front of a camera and “peddle” all of your conspiracy shit to your heart’s content!

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You’d be the king of Late Night L.A.T.V. before long!  You’d carve out a whole new niche in modern media — “Alt-Reality” viewing!  Hell, you could even invite some “alleged” alien abductees, or maybe show some “alleged” alien film footage and what not!

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Donald, you don’t have to license anything to your name to make some quick cash!  Just peddle your “Alt-Reality” in “Alt-Reality” L.A.   You’ll have plenty of sponsors in no time.  You’ll get that mansion on Mulholland Drive.  Keep that maroon ’54 mercury – that’s a chick magnet, for sure.  Park it in the drive way of your Muholland mansion!  Yes, those pool parties will be spectacular & you’ll be on your way to turning it all around – upside down & rightside up!

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Hell, McDonald’s started in L.A.  Maybe you can do them “one better” – McDump’s!  World’s most tasty “dumpster” food! — marinated in 7 special seasonings and sauces & topped with some kind of  “orange” topping – strangely shaped like your silhouette.

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You’ll then enter L.A. legend status.  You’ll have large touring buses with Hollywood starlets hopping on board hoping for an interview with the late night T.V. guy – hopping to boost their career – or if not – boosting your gentleman’s “gear”.

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After all, Donnie Boy, at heart, your nothing if not ALL MOUTH, ALL THE TIME, with all that foam oozing out of the corners of your mouth!

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But, for now, we’ll keep this all  —  “Confidential, On The Q.T. & Very Hush-Hush!!!”

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