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1. Get Your Head Up Out Of Your Ass
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2. Stop Sucking Your Thumb
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3. Cut Back On Your Meth Intake
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4. Throw That Confederate Flag Out – Or – Take It To Goodwill
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5. Don’t Listen To Ted Nugent
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6. America Is Already Great – But NOT Because Of You Butt-Heads
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7. Lose Some Weight – Maybe – 50-75 lbs.
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8. Don’t Try Dating Anyone Who Can Speak In Complete Sentences
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9. You Don’t Have To Reveal In Public That You Like Eating Fried Squirrel
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10. When You Drink Pure Grain Alcohol Try Not Lighting A Match Near Your Wide Open Mouth
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11. Don’t Try Pissing While On The Middle Strip Of A Major Thoroughfare — Try Hitting A Back Alley Or Behind A Building
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12. Lastly, Try To Wear Your Fucking Trousers So That When You Bend Over You Don’t Show That Ugly Plumber’s Crack!
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