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Well, Nancy, I can go to Chick-Filet’s headquarters in Atlanta & give my “Take” On The Union.

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Or —
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Find The Nearest Walmart Parking Lot —> I’ll Already Have A Built-In Crowd Of Winnebagos, Campers, Truckers, Camper Fans, Pick-Up Trucks.  Plus, The Grocery Store Is Just Right Inside the Main Store.
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Chick-Filet.  Walmart.  That’s my base, Nancy.  See, you can’t stop me.  We’re everywhere.  We don’t need no damn, stinkin’ House of Representatives.  We can do it all outside with an open mike, Nancy.
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I could parachute in — sky dive from a mile above — right on to the stage, huh?  Pretty cool, huh?  Or I could do an Evel Knievel — rev up a big Honda 350 & scoot across the parking lot and go up a plank & “clear” 3 minivans!.  That’d sure stir things up good.
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I could have planes fly overhead and drop thousands of MAGA hats down on to the parking lot!  Now, that’s a photo-op!  What’d you gonna do about that, Nancy?
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So, you can keep your crappy ol’ House of Representatives venue.  I’m going out where the “real” people (my peeps) are!  And you know who I’m gonna use for my intro and crowd warm-up? Yep, you guessed it, Glenn Beck!  Beck’s back, baby!  Yeehawww!  Ol’ Glenn will have that crowd spinnin’ like a whirlin’ dervish!  That man can pull more shit out of his A-bole than even I can!
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We might even have a big wrestling ring in the middle of the parking lot with a few WWE stars, like Hulk Hogan, The Bone Crusher & The Tornado Kid!  We’ll have Vince McMahon in the ring doing the festivities & blow-by-blow account.
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Nancy, we’re gonna end up showing you up.  RT – Russian Television – will air this live – for the Russians back home!  Man, we’re gonna come out way ahead on this deal!  Hell, we’ll have Mike Flynn – out of jail for a 1-night pass & get the crowd all fired up with — “lock her up!”
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So, Nancy, thanks, but no thanks.  You can keep your stinkin’ House chambers.  I’ll take my chances with the real people on January 29th.  We’re gonna serve cheese burgers, fries & shakes.  (Sorry, can’t warm anything up!)  Man, there ain’t no way I’ll ever go back to doing a boring prime time State-of-the-Union gig in the House of Representatives.
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Take your invite, Nancy, & shove it.  Me & my trailer-park folk will lead the way & take this country back into our glory – even if it means bringing it all down!
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