TRUMP’S PITIFUL PYGMY PARADE – JULY 4TH!

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President “Biggie” just put on a Pygmy Parade on July 4th In Washington, D.C.

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4 tanks in his “military” – aka “skeleton” parade!

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And, thank God we retook the airports back from the British in 1814.

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Oh, mommy, how embarrassing to lose your own airports to a foreign power – especially almost 100-years before the invention of that contraption!

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It’s time for piano wire & a couple of leather gloves & someone extremely stealthy to sneak up behind “Biggie” & “tie-the-knot”!!!

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The Italian “necktie”.

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Trump defecated & desecrated on the monument to the Great Emancipator!  In effect, Trump showed himself to be what he really is at heart – 

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The great Ejaculator!

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Trump is the great Cum-Quat of all time!

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Trump supporters, you’re nothing but “squat”!

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You don’t know diddly-squat!

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Maybe a little less Adderall might help, TrumpSchlumpf – it is, after all, a fucking amphetamine, bozo!

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Nothing like farting on our nation’s birthday – but fart Biggie did!

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Except, this time, it wasn’t exactly a gas!

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Trump is just a pathetic old geezer – trying to go for the brass ring – but he keeps coming up short and coming across more as a fucking ding-a-ling!

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Trump will go down no doubt, swinging – but, go down, like Sonny Liston @ the hands of Muhammad Ali!! 

 

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