DEAR DIARY – FROM DONNIE

 

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Dear Diary, what a day it’s been
Dear Diary, it’s been just like a dream
Woke up in bed, Melania not where she should’ve been
For fuck’s sake
What’s happening to Giuliani?
Tweet lightly, yours truly, dear Twitter

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It was cold outside my door
So many subpoenas by the score
Gushing around so frantically
They’re serving people who work all around me
Tweet lightly, yours truly, dear Twitter

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They don’t know what they’re saying
No, they don’t know what my game is
Still they subpoena on
Doing what they can
Tweet lightly, yours truly, dear Twitter

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It’s over, will tomorrow be the same?
I know that I’m really the one to blame
If they weren’t so blind then surely they’d see
There’s a much better way to end my presidency
Tweet lightly, yours truly, dear Twitter

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Dear Twitter
Putin said I’d be sold down the river today
And sometime later
He strolled right in & kicked me in my chops

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He didn’t see anything he really liked
But, he said, you owe me everything

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On the way home
He posted a letter
It said – Donnie will certainly have to pay

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Somebody exploded a truck-bomb today
Probably Turkey against the Kurds

 

 

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