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Please allow me to introduce myself
I’m a man of stealth and haste
Been around for 70-odd year
Drove many men’s soul to waste
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I was ’round when Jeb Bush
Had his moment of doubt & pain
& now because of Putin
Stare out a white house window @ rain
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Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what’s puzzling you
Is just the nature of my game
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Hung around St. Petersburg
Till Putin gave me some big-time change
I killed Bill Maher – God, I’m so sinister
As Hillary saw me go full-deranged
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Rode a Russian tank
Fucked a Moscow skank
While the trolling raged
& my election was staged
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Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
Ah, what’s puzzling you is
Will democracy ever be the same
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I watched in glee, while poor Hillary
Went looking for emails – after a Russian burglary
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I shouted out
Who allowed such obscenity?
When after all
Was my base & Nazi tv
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Allow me to introduce myself,
In bad health & a total fake
I prey on FOX-TV viewers
Turning their brains into corn flakes
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Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what’s puzzling you is
That I have absolutely no shame
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Get On Down — brief interlude — guitar riffs
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Pleased to meet you
Must confess my true aim
It’s all about confusing you
Till I throw you on to the flame
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Just as the GOP’s criminal
& all my supporters shits
As heads start to roll
Just call me Lucifer
‘Cause, hell
I’m in need of real restraint
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So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy & some taste
Or i’ll screw your liberal politick
& turn your soul into utter waste
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Pleased to meet you
Trust you know my fame
What’s that liquor your guzzling
Are you trying to forget my name
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