You ain’t worth more than a fucking quid, Trump – neither is your personal attorney – RUDY!
.
You’re a pro @ being a ho!
.
Your status is less than quo!
.
So —
.
Just —
.
Quit-Bro’-&-GO!
.
Trump, we’re puttin’ your balls – (or what’s left of them) – up on top of the refrigerator — until further notice!
.
I believe we have an extradition treaty with Panama — we’ll give them you – (for “target” practice) — & they’ll give us the key to their “locks”! — we’ll let them keep on raking in the canal fees for the use of their waterway for 99-years – after which we’ll take over and split it 50-50 with them — they get to use Donald Trump as a pinata & hire him out for “target” practice for their “narco” buddies!!!
.
So, Donnie –
.
It’s time to Quit-Bro’-&-GO!
.
Where you’re going — they’ll be usin’ you as a dobro — a slide guitar — they’ll be pullin’ all of your “strings” — to squeeze some marmalade out of you!
.
Panama red is in your future, Donnie-Bro’.
.
They’ll rename all of their correctional facilities — Trump Towers!!!
.
Get it? — huh, get it???
.
Trump Towers will replace the terms — penitentiary or prison!
.
Bye-Bye, Donnie — there’s an unmarked car coming around the side — no need to pack anything — we got it all covered!
.
Oh, your family will soon be joining you!
.
You know, living near the equator will be like one-step removed from HELL!
The GOP is so freaked out over Trump’s Ukraine scandal that they’re grasping at straws to fend off the overwhelming + damning evidence the House Democrats have arrayed against Donald Trump in their efforts to enact Articles of Impeachment against him. The GOP’s only weapon of choice to retaliate is to whine that the Democrats can’t conduct such an investigation into Trump + call it an impeachment inquiry because they have not yet put the process of conducting such an inquiry before the entire House of Representatives for an up or down vote!
.
Well, guess what, that feeble argument just got royally smacked down yesterday, October 25, 2019, by the U.S. District Court for the District of Columbia.
.
In the Chief Judge’s own words”
.
“Even in cases of presidential impeachment, a House resolution has never, in fact, been required to begin an impeachment INQUIRY.”
.
Chief Judge of the U.S. District Court for the District of Columbia – Beryl Howell – (October 25, 2019).
.
So, ass-licking Republican Senator Lindsey Graham – stick this up your Republican Trump-infested red-ass!
.
This was a HUGE ruling. It totally defenestrates Trump + his loyal band of servile minions & prevents them from denying the House Democratic impeachment committees from gaining total access to Robert Mueller’s secret grand jury material amassed during his nearly 2-year Russia investigation regarding the 2016 U.S. presidential election.
.
This is a veritable treasure trove of even further damning evidence against the now-tottering (+ dottering) sitting U.S. president.
Picture yourself in a boat on a river With tangerine trees and marmalade skies Somebody calls you, you turn ’round slowly It’s Rudy’s lymphomatic eyes
.
Cellophane flowers of yellow & green Towering o’r your head Look for the man with the scum in his eyes & he’s gone
.
Rudy in the sky with diamonds Rudy’s so high with diamonds Rudy snorts blow with diamonds Ah
.
Follow him down to a bridge by a fountain Where rocking horse people eat swamp-water pies Everyone smiles as you drift past Trump Towers Where corruption grows incredibly high
.
Newspaper taxis appear on the shore Waiting to launder money away Climb in the back – so much coke – you see clouds And you’re gone
.
Rudy in the sky with diamonds Rudy’s thigh’s studded with diamonds Rudy’s eyes shine like diamonds Ah
.
Picture yourself on a train in a station With plasticine reporters – with laughing-gas eyes Suddenly someone’s there at the turnstile A man with arthroscopic eyes
.
Rudy in the sky with diamonds Rudy’s pies all have diamonds Rudy’s ties come with diamonds Ah
.
Rudy tells lies with diamonds Rudy cries tears of diamonds Rudy’s gold finger sports diamonds Ah
.
Rudy’s got an alibi for his diamonds Rudy’s a pig sty with diamonds Rudy – in a pig’s eye – with diamonds.
I mean, if I’m working with two dudes with names like – Lev Parnas + Igor Fruman – you know I’m up to no good!
.
But, then, throw in the blessings of a skank-critter like Donald Trump as your means of entry into the very top echelons of state craft, well then, you’ve got bad-ass treasonous skulduggery on your hands.
.
Rudy Giuliani was working with these 2 “Gulag”-type dudes in an effort to co-opt a leader of a foreign country – Volodymyr Zelensky, the newly-elected President of Ukraine – to comply with their demands of digging up political dirt on Trump’s most-likely 2020 political opponent – Joe Biden.
.
And then, throw into the mix the fact that Ukraine was waged in a high-stakes military battle with Russia – since 2014 – wherein Ukraine saw Crimea revert back to Russian control & the eastern portion of Ukraine face an onslaught from Russian-backed Ukrainian militia forces hell-bent on carving up Ukraine proper as spoils for the Russian bear & Vladimir Putin.
.
The point being that Ukraine was desperate for military assistance from the one power that it could turn to – the U.S. – specifically, in the form of javelin anti-tank missiles – which were badly needed to ward off the ever-present threat of Russian tank intrusions into Eastern Ukraine.
.
So, Rudy & his 2 clowns worked the Ukraine political establishment to extract a quid-pro-quo from the newly-elected leader of Ukraine – Volodymyr Zelensky – who would have to agree to conduct an investigation into Joe Biden & son Hunter over corruption involving a giant gas company that Hunter was a board member of in exchange for the $400-million of desperately-needed U.S. military equipment.
.
Parnas and Fruman also allegedly had connected Giuliani with the now-discredited Yuriy Lutsenko, then the top Ukrainian prosecutor at the time, whom Giuliani met with in January 2019. He would’ve been in the position to reinstitute any further Biden investigations had Zelensky not won the presidency in April. Once Zelensky was elected in April-2019, however, there was a change in prosecutors but Giuliani’s efforts to corrupt things to benefit Donald Trump by Rudy & Co. is in plain sight.
.
By the time Trump made his infamous July 25, 2019 phone call to the Ukrainian leader, Zelensky – highlighted by those immortal words – “I would like you to do us a favor though” – everything had already been put into place by Giuliani & his Gulag cohorts to enable Trump to shake down Volodymr Zelensky into a quid-pro-quo stance – U.S. military aid would be provided only in exchange for dirt on the Bidens.
.
Well, as luck would have it — Trump was getting hammered in the media but Giuliani remained in the background until his 2 clowns tried to flee the U.S. on Wed. – October 9, 2019 with one-way tickets to Frankfurt, Germany. They were stopped by plainclothes police and taken into custody.
.
Rudy Giuliani had just had lunch with these two Gulag thugs at the Trump International Hotel in Washington on Wednesday – just hours before the duo were arrested at a Washington-area airport.
.
Rudy’s fingerprints can be found everywhere in this affair and perhaps his only way out is to flee the country himself – maybe go to Moscow? He is under criminal investigation by the U.S. Attorneys Office for the Southern District of New York. Fruman and Parnas are in custody currently and there is no reason for them not to cooperate with the authorities and expose Giuliani’s culpability in this whole scheme – if they want to avoid a lengthy amount of time of incarceration.
.
Rudy – nice knowing you – but you have a date with a jail cell. Maybe the one next to Michael Cohen’s – in Otisville, New York.
Sometimes it’s hard to be first lady Giving your love to just one toe-jam You’ll have bad times, he be with sexie sadie Doin’ things you ain’t supposed to understand
.
But when you can’t hug him, why can’t you ditch him This prick just prowls for another one-night stand And if you scrub him, you’ll need to enshrub him ‘Cause you’ll have to lay low & be on the lamb
.
Stand by your man but give that two-a.m. alarm ring to Someone with a fire arm to come to you With your sights set on shooting that piece of mildew
.
Stand by your man, show the world you’re not really into him Now time for toe-jam to kick the can For this is your plan
.
Maybe shiv your man, then step back & shove him Backing up as close to the door as you can Leave fast – ’cause that’s the plan.
Our little Trump is four years old and quite a little man So we spell out the words we don’t want him to understand Like N-O or maybe F-R-E-N-C-H…..F-R-I-E-S But the words we’re hiding from him now Tears the heart right out of me
.
I-M-P-E-A-C-H becomes final today You and little D-O-N will be goin’ away I love you both and it will be pure H-E double L for me Oh, I wish that we could stop this I-M-P-E-A-C-H
.
Watch him smile, he thinks its Christmas Or his fifth birthday And he thinks I-M-P-E-A-C-H spells fun or play I spell out all the hurtin’ words And turn my head when I speak ‘Cause I can’t spell away this hurt That’s drippin’ down my cheek
.
I-M-P-E-A-C-H becomes final today You and little D-O-N will be goin’ away I love you both and it will be pure H-E double L for me Oh, I wish that we could stop this I-M-P-E-A-C-H
