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We have a roaring economy — (uhhh, a snoring one, huh?)  —  a puny “2.0” GDP/gross domestic product for the last 3 quarters — that’s “anemic”, not roaring!

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A raging stock market — oops – it dropped over 800-points today.

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Something about a coronavirus spreading worldwide.

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But, Virginia interjects, we have such low unemployment – 3.5%.

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Oh, yes – people are working – but @ 2 or more jobs – or 1 job & barely scraping by.

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Yes, wages are going “up” –> but compared to 1977 rates (& factoring in inflation).

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Most hourly folk aren’t really that much better off than they were back then.

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Ok, so we’re building that damned wall to keep hostile Mexicans out, right?

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Uh, no, Virginia – we’re still waiting for Mexico to fork over the money & then we can get underway with construction.

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Hey, how about that tax cut in Dec.-2017 — wow, that’s gotta be a kick in the head for everybody, right?

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No – not unless you’re hovering around the top 1% of the population.

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Well, the NRA gun nuts like him – so do nazi-thugs, white supremacists, bigots & mostly stupid white folk?

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They say he’s got 40% support from the country, right?

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Well, no, – more like 32% – there’s been pretty significant slippages since 2016 – a lot of folks are on to Donnie’s schtick -> you see, Virginia, Donnie boy just can’t help himself – he lies non-stop – about everything and anything!

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Ok, but we’ve got China by the balls, right?

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Actually, no -> while they have serious fundamental challenges in their command economy -> they can keep on going for years and just keep sticking it to us.

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So, what about that phase 1 of the trade agreement with China?

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What about it -> it’s only phase 1 of an eventual treaty which will go nowhere because any real or enforcible one will never be fully enacted!

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The Chinese are most likely just stalling for time until Trump gets dumped from office.

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Well, the nations around the world fear & respect us, right?

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Ask North Korea, Virginia. They’re laughing their asses off @ our fat “dear leader” – Kim Jong Un’s been playin’ the Trumpster from the start. Meanwhile, North Korea hasn’t stopped for one minute in their efforts to bring up their nuclear & strategic capabilities.

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Ditto for Russia & Putin. Actually, Putin is more understanding – Donnie boy is Putin’s little bitch – & Vladimire couldn’t ask for more from a U.S. president-in-residence-dunce-in-training.

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So, Virginia, in general – the world is laughing at us and see us for what we really are – a country led by a fucking circus clown!

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Well, there must be something to report on that’s a positive, right?

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Yes, there is. Trump now admits that he’s acting outside of the law – (he admits he’s using Rudy Giuliani to trek to Ukraine for dirt on the Bidens – @ his express direction).

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So, what you’re implying is that this president is an evil son-of-a-bitch!

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Yes, that would be an accurate depiction of what we’re saying.

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Anything else we can help you with, Virginia.

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No, not at this time – maybe Jeffrey Epstein had the right idea about the way he made his “exit”!

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(We SING This Podcast – (Vers. #2) – To The Melody Of The Doors’ Classic 1960’s Hit — “ROADHOUSE BLUES”)

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Keep your eyes on the road
Christopher Steel says Donnie’s a rogue

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Keep your eyes on those thighs
She’s your big-ass Russian deal

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Straight to Donnie’s White House
For a red hot chili time

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In back of Donnie’s house
Got some bungalos
In back of Donnie’s House
Got some Russian jiggalos
Ivanka’s down on all 4’s
She’ll bring you down for more

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Let it roll – all thru your soul
Roll – as we take control
Roll – it’ll all unfold
Let it roll – into our black hole

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45-sec. interlude

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Gotta roll, roll, roll
Ivanka is such a ho’
Go on, honey
Daddy’s waiting on the floor

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45-sec. interlude

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Get your pook cock a cheek on baul
oh – oh – jinko –
gee jonk a dime
nice-chaquita – cho no cho – kapoo
oh ka po-po
chi-cho lau
owl do fecal
jong-jong go fecal –
a cheech a pappa dooda
Waaaaaaaa! – Alright!!!
Allright!
Heyyy – la-la-la!
Heyyy – la-la-la!
Owww – Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow
Trump-chunk-owwww
Heyyyy – heyyyy – ohhhhhh
Ohhhhhhhh, noooooo, baby!!!

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20-sec. interlude

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Hope Hicks lady
You sadistic little Sadie

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Give up your vows
Cough it up right now
High heels into donnie
Turn him into salami
Right now!

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Don woke up in the mornin’
& got himself a beer
He’s coked up in the mornin’
Hope Hicks naked in his mirror

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Trump’s future is uncertain
But his exit is definitely near

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Let it roll – more Adderall
Let it roll – come on, y’all
Let it roll – more Adderall
Let it roll – like my perfect phone call

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(We SING This Podcast To The Melody Of The Doors’ Classic 1960’s Hit — “ROADHOUSE BLUES”)

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Keep your eyes upon the road
& your hands upon the wheel

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Keep your eyes upon the toad
And that big Russian deal

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We’re goin’ to the White House
Gonna have a reallllll good time

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In back of the White House
Got some bungalos
In back of the White House
Got some bungalos
Ivanka down on all 4’s
She’ll take you down real slow

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Let it roll – into the swamp
Let it roll – into the oooze
Let it roll – into the booze
Let it roll – into the sludge

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****Musical Interlude****

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Yeahhhhh!!! —- Heyyyyy!!!

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***RESUME***

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Ya gotta roll, roll, roll,
Steal all that dough
Come on Ivanka – get on down –
Get on down – on all your 4’s

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****Another Musical Interlude****

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Get your pook cock a cheek on baul

oh – oh – jinko

gee jonk a dime

nice-chaquita – cho no cho – kapoo

oh ka po-po

chi-cho lau

owl do fecal

jong-jong go feca

a cheech a pappa dooda

Waaaaaaaa!

Allright!   Alright!

Heyyy – La-la-la!

Heyyy – La-la-la!

Owwww — Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-!!! wow-wow-wow

Trump-chunk

Hey – Heyyyy — Heyyyyy — Ohhhhhh

Oh, noooooo, baby!

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***RESUME***

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Hope Hicks lady
Hope Hicks lady

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Give up your vows
Suckle up – you sow
Spill blood on d.c.
Spill blood on d.c.

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Right now!

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Woke up in the mornin’
& got myself a beer
Woke up in the mornin’
& puked on the fucking mirror

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Trump’s future is uncertain
But his end is probably near

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Let it roll, donnie roll
Let it roll, donnie roll
Let it roll, donnie roll
Let it roll o’r your damned soul

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“Fred + Mary said – we need a truly “black swan”.

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Mary said, yes, Fred – a really insidious spawn – to instill fear by our name – Trump!

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Fred said – they’re playing our song – let’s – get-it-on – let’s “spawn”.

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9-months later – in 1946 – little “Don” was that “spawn”.

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Fred + Mary then said, well now, we’re on the verge of a new & scary “dawn”.

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Then, Fred looked out the window & saw some kids trekking through his front yard.

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Whereupon, Fred screeched – get off my lawn – before I send for James “Sonny” Caan.

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Fred ruminated – with lil Don – once he gets done – it’ll all be gone!

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Then, Fred & Mary continued their mah-jong.

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Meanwhile, lil Don – went down the street – (years later) – & with his clothes on – dived into the dirty pond.

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He saw his reflection in the water & said – I’ll be a real “Don” some day – way more nastier & memorable than the movie “Don” – Don Corleone.

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So, as it turned out – lil Don turned out to be the spawn that morphed into the black swan that ushered in a whole new dawn.

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The dawn of the dead – the truly dead – the walking dead – the talking dead – the sulking dead – the skulking dead – the dreaded dead – the embedded dead – the retread dead – the never-get-out-of-bed dead – the velveeta cheese-spread dead – the after all is said dead.

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The kind of dead – that says – let’s just seal off all true reality from this world – and let’s just hurl –

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Hurl our own shit all over all y’all – from one end to the other.

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So, it was that Don became the only song – the only song heard from the lawn – the White House lawn.

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Like a fog – it crept in on little cat’s feet – and – before you knew it – by the following dawn – it was just on –

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It was just on and it went on & on & on & on & on – like an endless, loop-to-loop song by the Foo-Fong’s.

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Fred & Mary have moved on – on to Forest Lawn.

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But lil Don is seen in front of the White House lawn – singing his song – this black swan from the evil spawn of his –

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Evil mom + the man who owned that damned lawn back in Queens.

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But, here’s the thing —> lil Don, born in ’46 —> as the black swan spawn of mom (& her live-in-lover – Mr. King Kong) —>

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Was himself merely clearing the path for POTUS #46 – 

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Who in turn would take this black-swan spawn &

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Kick it back down into the lawn – like fertilizer – and render this song –> long gone!

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The only thing left of this deplorable/dispicable throng – 

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Will be some smelly old, blood-stained thong – 

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Melania – were you, too, put under the bus – all along!

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Fay Wray – (aka, Melania) – thought she could co-exist with this king kong.

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But, alas – this all blew up like a homemade bomb.

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POTUS #46 has come in to put this spawn – this black swan – this lil Don – into the dawn beyond.

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The Great Beyond!!!

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For lil Don – this is his swan song.

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For you see, the bad spawn, the black swan, always sews the seeds of their own final dawn – dawn of destruction – where they ultimately are ushered abruptly into the Great Beyond!

 

 

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