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Where he came from, Ask the wind that’s a blowin’
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But then I know he’s been jivin’ all along . . . .
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Started in Queens, then left for Manhattan
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Who’d have believed he’d string us along?
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Your tiny haaands, touchin our haaaands . . . .
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Reachin out . . . fleecing me god, need to flee youuu . . .
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Sweet Donald T., your applause lines weren’t so good . . .
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I’ve been inclined, to believe they never would But Now I
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Look at my fright, and I don’t seem to be the only
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We’re ALL filled up with it, too . . . .
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And when you tweet, your disease spreads down my street
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So to stop this hurt we be trollin’ you?
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Waaarm . . . touchin waaarm . . .
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Freakin out . . . don’t touch me, won’t be touchin youuu . . . .
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Sweet Donald T., your crimes never seemed so good . . .
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I’ve been inclined, To believe they never would Oh Lord No
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Sweet Donald T., your crimes never did us good
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Sweet Donald T., please just resign if you would
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Sweet Donald T., your whines never were ever understood
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Time to dump the trump Can’t use a sump pump Time to dump the trump Call 1-800-got junk
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The trump gots to go, punk Can’t you see he’s just a skunk Yeah, it’s time to clear this funk Yeah, let’s do it before we’re sunk
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Can somebody get a hold of Mueller Tell him we think he’s a great feller But we think we’ll handle it from here Donnie Boy, you’re gone by end of year
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Trumperzzz, start sucking your thumbs ‘Cause you know your dreams are dissolving into crumbs Let me you hear you admit it It’s fucking time to just quit it
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You all never liked being stuck in the bottom bunk Your man trump is just a swamp rat that really really stunk So, give it up & let it go Let’s give the dumpster a mighty big heave-ho
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What i can’t figure out after being out on the stump Is how Obama voters could turn around & vote for trump Shit, you must’ve been in a fucking coma As you thought you were voting for a man from Arizona
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Trump, take your dumb shits with you & leave You’re all just dead weight and @ best, half-baked Get on down the road & allow us to bereave When you finally wake – you’ll understand you’ve been totally caked
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Mueller sets the tune, he sets the final curtain Can’t no one stop this man, of that we are certain No, get yourselves a’goin’ – while you still have time ‘Cause that subpoena come down and dump answers for the crime
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Whether I’m white – or whether i’m right Whether I’m a nazi or skin-head in flight I’ve got to be me – i’ve got to be me What else can we be – if not jack-booted crazy
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We’re misunderstood – hated like termites in wood You don’t like us – & wish we’d disappear for good We’ve got to be free – shouting all over tv We’ve got so much screed – to scream till we’re freed
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Doesn’t matter if we have no brains We could care less if we’re all insane We have to preen – & we have to be mean We have to be obscene – or we’ll all get gangrene
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Whether we’re right – or whether we’re wrong Just give us some hits from our nazi bong We’ll march through the streets – with our Hitlerite tweets @ least we don’t wear those fucking white sheets!
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We’ll give those salutes – with our right hand raised We’ll look so menacing – we won’t even get tazed We’ve got to be free – can’t we all just agree Our nazi pagentry won’t harm any citizenry
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One final thought – so that no one really frets We’ll never march with those nazi goose-steps We just want to be free – to behave incredibly badly It’s just what we do – so we’ll leave it at that, sadly
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Now we take leave – till next we visit your street But rest assured – orderly as a visiting navy fleet We’ve got to be believed – we’ve got to be received We’ll clean up our act – when all we want is achieved
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So off we go – to put on more big shows We hope you see – that we’re all fine fellows So, if you give us a break – please, for heaven’s sake We’re not the Klu Klux Klan – so just give us a fair shake
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Trump’s room for manuevering in the Russia probe is about as much as the room there is inside a matchbox.
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If I were him, I’d gather all my “stuff” in a suit case, don some nice dark sun glasses and start hitch hiking towards Costa Rica! Don’t tell anyone, not even Pence. Just “do it”. Let it happen! One tip, “lose” the MAGA red cap, along with the boring, never-ending blue business suit & power red tie. Perhaps, instead, feature a pancho, like the kind that Clint Eastwood wore in “A Fistful of Dollars”, “For a Few Dollars More”, and “The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly”.
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Just dream you’re lucky and get on with it!
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Cause the “alternative” is a certain prison sentence once Mueller & Stormy Daniels’ attorney, Michael Avenatti, get done with your raggedy ass! The money trail you’ve left behind over the last 3-decades is like the bread crumbs left behind in Hantzel & Gretel. Taking Mueller out of the equation, a 2-hour direct examination in a deposition by Michael Avenatti would be like being undressed in public!
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In the alternative, take a cheap Grey Hound to Hollywood – the cheap section – and rent yourself a by-the-night “bungalow”. Then, make like L.A. Confidential, where you could drive around in a 1954 maroon mercury – slow-like – and just take on the affectation of an L.A. “gangster”, loaded with $100-bills, to give to “bimbos” catching a ride to the beach for “parties”!
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Man, just like Robinson Crusoe, you’d find the lifestyle much less “encumbering” and a whole lot more “engaging” after just a few months. Then you might start up a late-night, public access TV show – (like Alex Jones did in Texas 20-years back) – and, while wearing a “disguise” – sit in front of a camera and “peddle” all of your conspiracy shit to your heart’s content!
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You’d be the king of Late Night L.A.T.V. before long! You’d carve out a whole new niche in modern media — “Alt-Reality” viewing! Hell, you could even invite some “alleged” alien abductees, or maybe show some “alleged” alien film footage and what not!
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Donald, you don’t have to license anything to your name to make some quick cash! Just peddle your “Alt-Reality” in “Alt-Reality” L.A. You’ll have plenty of sponsors in no time. You’ll get that mansion on Mulholland Drive. Keep that maroon ’54 mercury – that’s a chick magnet, for sure. Park it in the drive way of your Muholland mansion! Yes, those pool parties will be spectacular & you’ll be on your way to turning it all around – upside down & rightside up!
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Hell, McDonald’s started in L.A. Maybe you can do them “one better” – McDump’s! World’s most tasty “dumpster” food! — marinated in 7 special seasonings and sauces & topped with some kind of “orange” topping – strangely shaped like your silhouette.
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You’ll then enter L.A. legend status. You’ll have large touring buses with Hollywood starlets hopping on board hoping for an interview with the late night T.V. guy – hopping to boost their career – or if not – boosting your gentleman’s “gear”.
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After all, Donnie Boy, at heart, your nothing if not ALL MOUTH, ALL THE TIME, with all that foam oozing out of the corners of your mouth!
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But, for now, we’ll keep this all — “Confidential, On The Q.T. & Very Hush-Hush!!!”
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Son-of-a-bitch, just when you think you’re on “easy street” – the feds smash in your fucking door!
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Damn! You’ve got 30+ years of records on the “Donald” – every single sleazy real estate deal, every underhanded loan, every single hooker & “party girl” PAY-OFF, NDA’S for every single under-age model, hollywood starlet, budding ingenue & all those Russian LLC’S. Hell without Russian LLC’s, the Trump real estate empire would not even fucking exist!
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Then there’s those goddamned Trump income tax returns going all the way back to 1977 & shit, he ain’t worth a tenth of what he claims.
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By the end of the 20th century there were only 2 goddamned banks on planet earth Trump could even think about getting a loan from — the PBC/People’s Bank of China + Deutschebank – (whose main “banking” consisted of unadulterated money laundering). The PBC had enough sense to cut Donald off. Deutschebank, however, did him a “solid” – they cut him off from their regular lending side – but “passed” him on over to their “private wealth” side – Russian oligarchs/billionaires/mob-types who didn’t ask too many questions or poke around too closely @ his “credit” rating – ’cause they knew that if Trump didn’t repay – they could “take his ass out” – permanently!
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What’s a poor dumb schlub from Brighton Beach/Brooklyn supposed to do when he only has a paltry total of 3 clients – (Trump, Republican fund-raiser Elliott Broidy & Sean Hannity). And to top it off, Hannity claims he ain’t a “client” but still wants an attorney-client status!
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The feds have it all, all my records on the “Donald”, every sticking thing! I can’t think of how i’ll “wiggle” out of this one. Guess I’ll have to make like a street walker — & turn a “trick” — and fink on Trump & “nuzzle” up to Bobby Mueller!
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I know what I am — and I sure-as-shit ain’t a “practicing” attorney — the only thing I practice is the “artful dodge” – or – the “bob + weave” – or the well-placed “direct threat”. Hell, my last real court case was a personal injury hit + run involving a middle age midget who “got hit” in the middle of a cross walk by a speeding motorist – and that was way back in 1999!
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God, mom said it’d all end up like this if I ran with the “big boys”! Trump could pardon me – but then, I’d lose my right to invoke the 5th amendment – (right not to incriminate one’s self) – and Mueller + Co. could grill me down into the ground & squeeze out everything that I know about the Dumpster!
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If the Feds don’t get me, Trump’s New York thug consortium will turn me into a cement shoe & “roll” me into the East River! No, wait, Putin’s henchmen will get to me 1st — with nerve agent or poison. For you see, I know way too much – Kremlin “connections”, etc. You might say I got Moscow on my mind — all the time!
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Michael Cohen is going to prison for a very long time! Go ahead Michael, just get used to “bending over & grabbing your bony-assed ankles!”
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The FBI raided the dude today – Monday – April 9, 2018 – in his Manhattan (1) law offices – (2) his condominium unit – and (3) his hotel room he was using. They were looking for more than just Stormy Daniels documents – agreements & nondisclosure agreements. No, they were looking for business documents involving him and the “Donald” and banking & tax records.
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Seems the Feds have several charges they’re throwing @ the mighty “Cohen” — (1) banking fraud — (2) wire fraud — and campaign finance fraud.
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My, oh my, this is really bad shit. For both Michael Cohen & Donald Trump! Cohen has been involved — up to his eyeballs — in virtually every sleazy business deal Trump has found himself embroiled in – for well over 20-years!
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No, Trump won’t pardon him – it would be tantamount to pardoning himself – as the records would so indicate!
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So, Michael Cohen will “fork” over info on Trump — to Bob Mueller — when Mueller grabs Cohen by the balls and says —
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Do you want to make a deal, heel?
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Of course Cohen will say — how long am i looking at?
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Bobby then says, chump — 25-50 years!
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Then Cohen says, ok, i’ll sing but I want to do winters in Majorca!
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Bobby says, yeah, well, we’ll work on that! But 1st, we really need you to “rat” out on your scum-fuck bro — the “orange” one! He’s so russiafied he’d pass for a kremlin kopek!
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What say, Mikey?
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Cohen snorts —->
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Ok, now, let me go way back to the very beginning —–> it was a stormy, rainy night in Brooklyn and I was sitting in a coffee shop when this orange-haired dude walked in with that shiny blue suit and bright red tie and 2 hookers on his arms!
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The Trump Presidency is really just a re-run of the Series “Breaking Bad”.
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Substitute “methamphetamines” with Trump’s jackhammer “Impulse” aberrations – & voila!
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Trump is “free-basing” on alt-reality sources of information — Fox News, Breitbart News, Infowars, 4-Chan. His head is in one gear — “over-drive” — virtually continuously.
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There’s a medical condition known as narcolepsy — a chronic sleepy or drowsy state.
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Trump is on a methamphetamine-like opposite. It’s possible his parents were secret meth addicts and passed it on to “junior”.
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This writer conjectures that “boy wonder” was born into a family of wealth but whose father wanted a killer & a king and nothing else. And mom, was never around – due to medical/physical issues. This kid socks his second grade teacher and by the time he finishes 8th grade its military academy for him for the next four years.
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Trump grew up in a “breaking bad” home environment where life was just one big fucking “boost” — (be a killer or a king — aka — what methamphetamines induce or conjure up).
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Life, basically, was just one big fucking “score” — that’s all. Nothing more. It was the “rush” of the “score” — the meth “run” – the meth “score” – the meth “high. In Trump’s world it was the kill your opponent/adversaries or be killed. It was be king – or be a vassal.
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In his youth it was bringing women to his military academy buds.
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In his father’s real estate biz – it was fucking over tenants, not renting to African-Americans, and suing the bee-Jesus out of your creditors or lenders.
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Later on – after the Trump Tower went up in 1982 it was being king of the tabloids and the Manhattan “chatter” circuit to “boost” your brand & increase your “score”. It also meant going down in flames with 4-6 bankruptcies but always going for the “score” – the “boost” – the “meth” or “buzz” inherent in the pursuit of the next “big thing” – irregardless of the severe unintended consequences and ever-present dangerous risks.
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Trump “scored” — oh yes, and Putin’s “in on it” – he saw it all in “real-time” – over the years! The meth lab that Trump fooled around with was all those fucking billions of dirty rubles from dirty Russian, Ukrainian/Azerbajani/Kazakhastani thugs trying to “unload” all their filthy “dirty” criminal money out of Eurasia and into safety — real estate that turned a blind’s eye — trump real estate, that is.
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It’s just “Breaking Bad” — but, without fooling around with all that meth shit!
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This “set” of actual lyrics was taken from a “knock-off”/spoof band – you can find them on YouTube.com. The tune itself, is taken from the Classics-IV 1968 pop tune hit – “Stormy“.
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His wife just had a baby, then he saw you smile He asked you to dinner that day He showed you a magazine with Himself on the front He gets in the mood that way It is his foreplay
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Oh Stormy, Oh Stormy Who knew the role you’d play
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You did an interview with “Intouch” Magazine Before The $130 grand bribe They verified your story two separate times And that was what they transcribed Just as you described
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Oh Stormy, Oh Stormy Who knew the role you’d play
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You say he got quite shy and easy to wield Just like a puppet on a string So now you know exactly how Putin felt When he experienced the same thing Both he and Jinping
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Oh Stormy, oh Stormy Who knew the role you’d play
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You say you wondered why you did it at all We wonder why we did it too You said you hoped he wouldn’t try to pay you No danger there, it’s how he screws All of his crews
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Oh Stormy, oh Stormy Who knew the role you’d play?
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The bad news is that in New York it’s a crime For him to have done that with you Since he was living with his wife at the time Which state penal law says he can’t do It’s totally true!
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Oh Stormy, oh Stormy Who knew the role you’d play?
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Oh Stormy, oh Stormy With what you did that day
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You’ve gotten quite the dossier He wants what you purvey
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Will Special Prosecutor Bob Mueller Prevail Over Trump In The Russia Probe?
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Mueller Is An Ex-Marine (Vietnam War) — A Republican ‘Straight Arrow” — AND — RELENTLESS, To A Fault!
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He Took Down The Infamous New York Crime Boss – (GAMBINO FAMILY) – John Gotti! – In 1992. Gotti Died In Prison, Choking On His Own Vomit.
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He Took Over The FBI Right After The September 11, 2001 Disaster – To Rebuild The Intelligence Capacity Of The FBI & Restore Faith In That Institution.
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He Is Held In Nearly Universal High Regard By Most People – Irregardless Of Political Persuasion. There Doesn’t Seem To Be Any Blemishes On His Life Time Record Or Even A Hint Of Scandal Or “Irregularity”.
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Is He Our King Arthur – Of Camelot – In This Brief Period Of Time — A Shiny Place In An Otherwise Sea Of Total Darkness — Where Mueller’s Round Table Held Pure Evil & Malignancy At Bay & Carried Forward One Of History’s Greatest “Take Downs” Of A Truly Malignant & Evil Demagogue!
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Mueller, Mueller, Quite The Feller, No One More Sweller Put Down A King’s Knave Into The Dark & Dank Cellar!
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Do For eight years, Kazakhstan’s BTA Bank has waged a legal war on three continents against former Chairman Mukhtar Ablyazov – over $4 billion in missing bank assets. Now, court cases playing out on both sides of the Atlantic could pull back the curtain on whether some of those funds wound up in properties developed by former associates of Donald J. Trump.
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Kazakh investors were drawn to the allure of the Trump brand and a country with the rule of law, according to Kate Mallinson, a partner at Prism Political Risk Management Ltd. in London and an expert on Kazakhstan. “The Kazakhs learned from Russia that a Trump property was a safe place to park your money for a while,” she said, pointing out that capital flight from the country, fueled by political uncertainty, probably reached a peak in 2012.
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BTA Bank, once the Central Asian nation’s biggest lender, has accused Ablyazov of embezzling billions of dollars’ worth of mines, hotels, shopping centers and other assets in the former Soviet bloc between 2005 and 2009. Even as the lender sought to recover those holdings, Ablyazov and members of his family were funneling hundreds of millions of dollars into properties in Europe and the U.S., including three condominiums in a 46-story luxury development in lower Manhattan known as Trump SoHo, court documents allege.
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Ablyazov enlisted his son-in-law, Iliyas Khrapunov, to help him conceal his assets, according to sworn statements from former associates of the fugitive financier. The previously reported purchases in Trump SoHo, developed by Bayrock Group LLC in partnership with the Trump Organization, were made by members of Khrapunov’s family, the bank has alleged in court documents. Khrapunov also worked on a separate deal with Felix Sater, a former Bayrock executive and onetime adviser to Trump.
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Ablyazov, who held a majority stake in BTA Bank, said in the interview that he legally owned the properties and stakes in companies he acquired during his spell as chairman. He said he earned $200 million in 2007 from his investments and that his net worth in 2009 was $6 billion. While he held his assets in shell companies in Cyprus and other offshore havens, he said he wasn’t fleecing the bank — he was trying to keep them out of the hands of Nursultan Nazarbayev, Kazakhstan’s president since 1991.
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“The charges laid against me are false, artificial and wrong,” Ablyazov said in Paris.
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Nonsense, said Kenges Rakishev, the current BTA Bank chairman. Sipping coffee at a conference table in his seventh-floor office at the lender’s headquarters in Almaty, the 38-year-old financier said the case isn’t about politics — it’s about money. There’s ample evidence Ablyazov used the lender like his personal piggy bank, Rakishev said.
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While at BTA Bank, Ablyazov sold billions of dollars of bonds and borrowed from banks including Credit Suisse Group AG and JPMorgan Chase & Co. Then he turned around and used a unit inside the bank called UKB6 to lend money to investment projects throughout the former Soviet bloc, according to judgments entered by U.K. courts.
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The borrowers themselves were shell companies controlled by Ablyazov, the judges concluded. They said he siphoned so much capital out of BTA Bank that by the time the global financial crisis struck in 2008, the lender was crippled. The government nationalized BTA Bank in February 2009, and a few months later it defaulted on more than $12 billion of debt. The bank’s lawyers plan to show how they used these shell companies to hide and launder assets. One in particular has come into focus: Swiss Development Group SA, a Geneva-based firm.
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Starting in 2011, Khrapunov turned SDG into a machine for laundering his father-in-law’s wealth, according to a sworn statement filed in court by Nicolas Bourg, a Belgian businessman who had worked at SDG. In that 2016 declaration, Bourg stated that Khrapunov directed him to set up a real estate fund as an SDG subsidiary. He said he created a series of investment entities in Luxembourg that all answered to Khrapunov, and ultimately to Ablyazov.
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Khrapunov, who denied the allegations, also helped launder about $300 million for his father, Viktor Khrapunov, who’s accused of embezzling the money from Almaty when he was its mayor from 1997 to 2004, according to a lawsuit the city and BTA Bank filed in federal court in New York in 2015.
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Now, for the link to Donald J. Trump — Iliyas Khrapunov first crossed paths with Felix Sater in 2008. Sater, in turn, was a business associate of Donald Trump in Trump Tower ever since 2002 while working out of Bayrock, a small real estate investment firm located on the 24th floor of Trump Tower. Sater and Bayrock founder Tevfik Arif had been hopscotching from Moscow to the Cote d’Azur hitting up oligarchs for investments in Trump-branded projects since 2004, according to a person who worked at Bayrock at the time.
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With his Brooklyn accent and outer-borough savvy, Sater had a gift for schmoozing investors, the person said. He clicked with Trump, and the two met often at Trump Tower to talk business. Bayrock and the Trump Organization had projects percolating in New York, South Florida, Phoenix and Denver, and were even eyeing one in Moscow. In 2008, SDG and Bayrock joined forces to turn the Hotel du Parc on Lake Geneva into 24 “ultra-luxury” residences, according to court documents in the U.S. and a Bayrock presentation.
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Thus, East Meet West. In a nutshell, Donald J. Trump thoroughly embraced “wind-fall” investments from Eurasia well before the 2016 presidential election. Ill-gotten gains to say the least! Putin is quite aware of all of this and could easily regurgitate it back at great length and in great detail! Hence, the “dirt” that Putin has on + over Donald J. Trump! If that’s not being compromised, I don’t know what is!
