The GOP is so freaked out over Trump’s Ukraine scandal that they’re grasping at straws to fend off the overwhelming + damning evidence the House Democrats have arrayed against Donald Trump in their efforts to enact Articles of Impeachment against him. The GOP’s only weapon of choice to retaliate is to whine that the Democrats can’t conduct such an investigation into Trump + call it an impeachment inquiry because they have not yet put the process of conducting such an inquiry before the entire House of Representatives for an up or down vote!
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Well, guess what, that feeble argument just got royally smacked down yesterday, October 25, 2019, by the U.S. District Court for the District of Columbia.
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In the Chief Judge’s own words”
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“Even in cases of presidential impeachment, a House resolution has never, in fact, been required to begin an impeachment INQUIRY.”
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Chief Judge of the U.S. District Court for the District of Columbia – Beryl Howell – (October 25, 2019).
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So, ass-licking Republican Senator Lindsey Graham – stick this up your Republican Trump-infested red-ass!
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This was a HUGE ruling. It totally defenestrates Trump + his loyal band of servile minions & prevents them from denying the House Democratic impeachment committees from gaining total access to Robert Mueller’s secret grand jury material amassed during his nearly 2-year Russia investigation regarding the 2016 U.S. presidential election.
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This is a veritable treasure trove of even further damning evidence against the now-tottering (+ dottering) sitting U.S. president.
Picture yourself in a boat on a river With tangerine trees and marmalade skies Somebody calls you, you turn ’round slowly It’s Rudy’s lymphomatic eyes
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Cellophane flowers of yellow & green Towering o’r your head Look for the man with the scum in his eyes & he’s gone
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Rudy in the sky with diamonds Rudy’s so high with diamonds Rudy snorts blow with diamonds Ah
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Follow him down to a bridge by a fountain Where rocking horse people eat swamp-water pies Everyone smiles as you drift past Trump Towers Where corruption grows incredibly high
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Newspaper taxis appear on the shore Waiting to launder money away Climb in the back – so much coke – you see clouds And you’re gone
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Rudy in the sky with diamonds Rudy’s thigh’s studded with diamonds Rudy’s eyes shine like diamonds Ah
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Picture yourself on a train in a station With plasticine reporters – with laughing-gas eyes Suddenly someone’s there at the turnstile A man with arthroscopic eyes
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Rudy in the sky with diamonds Rudy’s pies all have diamonds Rudy’s ties come with diamonds Ah
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Rudy tells lies with diamonds Rudy cries tears of diamonds Rudy’s gold finger sports diamonds Ah
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Rudy’s got an alibi for his diamonds Rudy’s a pig sty with diamonds Rudy – in a pig’s eye – with diamonds.
I mean, if I’m working with two dudes with names like – Lev Parnas + Igor Fruman – you know I’m up to no good!
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But, then, throw in the blessings of a skank-critter like Donald Trump as your means of entry into the very top echelons of state craft, well then, you’ve got bad-ass treasonous skulduggery on your hands.
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Rudy Giuliani was working with these 2 “Gulag”-type dudes in an effort to co-opt a leader of a foreign country – Volodymyr Zelensky, the newly-elected President of Ukraine – to comply with their demands of digging up political dirt on Trump’s most-likely 2020 political opponent – Joe Biden.
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And then, throw into the mix the fact that Ukraine was waged in a high-stakes military battle with Russia – since 2014 – wherein Ukraine saw Crimea revert back to Russian control & the eastern portion of Ukraine face an onslaught from Russian-backed Ukrainian militia forces hell-bent on carving up Ukraine proper as spoils for the Russian bear & Vladimir Putin.
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The point being that Ukraine was desperate for military assistance from the one power that it could turn to – the U.S. – specifically, in the form of javelin anti-tank missiles – which were badly needed to ward off the ever-present threat of Russian tank intrusions into Eastern Ukraine.
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So, Rudy & his 2 clowns worked the Ukraine political establishment to extract a quid-pro-quo from the newly-elected leader of Ukraine – Volodymyr Zelensky – who would have to agree to conduct an investigation into Joe Biden & son Hunter over corruption involving a giant gas company that Hunter was a board member of in exchange for the $400-million of desperately-needed U.S. military equipment.
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Parnas and Fruman also allegedly had connected Giuliani with the now-discredited Yuriy Lutsenko, then the top Ukrainian prosecutor at the time, whom Giuliani met with in January 2019. He would’ve been in the position to reinstitute any further Biden investigations had Zelensky not won the presidency in April. Once Zelensky was elected in April-2019, however, there was a change in prosecutors but Giuliani’s efforts to corrupt things to benefit Donald Trump by Rudy & Co. is in plain sight.
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By the time Trump made his infamous July 25, 2019 phone call to the Ukrainian leader, Zelensky – highlighted by those immortal words – “I would like you to do us a favor though” – everything had already been put into place by Giuliani & his Gulag cohorts to enable Trump to shake down Volodymr Zelensky into a quid-pro-quo stance – U.S. military aid would be provided only in exchange for dirt on the Bidens.
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Well, as luck would have it — Trump was getting hammered in the media but Giuliani remained in the background until his 2 clowns tried to flee the U.S. on Wed. – October 9, 2019 with one-way tickets to Frankfurt, Germany. They were stopped by plainclothes police and taken into custody.
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Rudy Giuliani had just had lunch with these two Gulag thugs at the Trump International Hotel in Washington on Wednesday – just hours before the duo were arrested at a Washington-area airport.
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Rudy’s fingerprints can be found everywhere in this affair and perhaps his only way out is to flee the country himself – maybe go to Moscow? He is under criminal investigation by the U.S. Attorneys Office for the Southern District of New York. Fruman and Parnas are in custody currently and there is no reason for them not to cooperate with the authorities and expose Giuliani’s culpability in this whole scheme – if they want to avoid a lengthy amount of time of incarceration.
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Rudy – nice knowing you – but you have a date with a jail cell. Maybe the one next to Michael Cohen’s – in Otisville, New York.
Sometimes it’s hard to be first lady Giving your love to just one toe-jam You’ll have bad times, he be with sexie sadie Doin’ things you ain’t supposed to understand
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But when you can’t hug him, why can’t you ditch him This prick just prowls for another one-night stand And if you scrub him, you’ll need to enshrub him ‘Cause you’ll have to lay low & be on the lamb
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Stand by your man but give that two-a.m. alarm ring to Someone with a fire arm to come to you With your sights set on shooting that piece of mildew
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Stand by your man, show the world you’re not really into him Now time for toe-jam to kick the can For this is your plan
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Maybe shiv your man, then step back & shove him Backing up as close to the door as you can Leave fast – ’cause that’s the plan.
Our little Trump is four years old and quite a little man So we spell out the words we don’t want him to understand Like N-O or maybe F-R-E-N-C-H…..F-R-I-E-S But the words we’re hiding from him now Tears the heart right out of me
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I-M-P-E-A-C-H becomes final today You and little D-O-N will be goin’ away I love you both and it will be pure H-E double L for me Oh, I wish that we could stop this I-M-P-E-A-C-H
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Watch him smile, he thinks its Christmas Or his fifth birthday And he thinks I-M-P-E-A-C-H spells fun or play I spell out all the hurtin’ words And turn my head when I speak ‘Cause I can’t spell away this hurt That’s drippin’ down my cheek
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I-M-P-E-A-C-H becomes final today You and little D-O-N will be goin’ away I love you both and it will be pure H-E double L for me Oh, I wish that we could stop this I-M-P-E-A-C-H
Chairman Jerry Nadler’s House Judiciary Committee Chairman finally got what has alluded them for so long.
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After over 6 hours of questioning before their committee today – the witness, one-time Trump campaign manager – Corey Lewandowski – got royally upended by the staff attorney Barry Berke – who was specially retained by the committee.
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In the last hour of the hearing – Barry Berke – got 30-minutes of uninterrupted interrogation of Lewandowski, and Berke royally delivered.
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The punk-ass, snot-nosed, dismissive little Trump syncophant – Corey Lewandowski – got stripped down to the core by Berke. By the end of the grilling, Corey Lewandowski was openly and thoroughly exasperated with Berke and attempted to mock him – but to absolutely no avail – and in the process – only lost whatever composure or “street cred” he had built up – in the eyes of the only person who really mattered – Donald J. Trump!
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Berke accomplished 2 things in demolishing the heretofore well-constructed personna of Corey Lewandowski.
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#1 – he got Lewandowski so exorcised over his line of questioning that Lewandowski finally blurted out that he felt no compulsion to be honest with the media – “I have no obligation to be honest with the media,” Lewandowski said, adding that the media are “just as dishonest” as anyone else.. And All of this, taking place right after the lunch break during the middle of the hearings, a lunch break that Lewandowski used to launch his own campaign website for his U.S. Senate bid for his home state of New Hampshire. Wow! Blasting any and all media as liars while turning right around and during a recess break in a congressional hearing going on the internet to throwing his hat into the political arena – but, only to then immediatey expose his true character – that of a snarky little lying bitch.
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The second thing that Berke accomplished during his interrogation of Lewandowski – was to get Lewandowski to swallow his own words that he, Lewandowski, had written in his own recently published book – “Let Trump Be Trump” – in which he recounted that he had been in Trump’s company in the Spring of 2017 wherein Trump informed him that he, Corey Lewandowski, would soon be coming on board as a White House staffer in the Trump administration.
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Mr. Berke masterfully used this information to weave together the real motive or reason behind Lewandowski’s tacit acceptance to do Trump’s bidding when Trump invited him to the oval office on June 19, 2017 and asked Lewandowski to seek out U.S. Attorney General Jeff Sessions and give him a short transcribed note – the very note that Trump was dictating to Lewandowski right then & there in the Oval Office – that basically instructed Sessions to appear before the press and notify the world that Robert Mueller’s Russia Probe was being shut down by the U.S. Attorney General of the U.S. That the only investigation that would allowed – henceforth – would be on how to prevent future Russian interference in U.S. elections. Berke strongly and persuasively insinuated that this was all motivated by the very real prospect of Corey Lewandowski soon coming on board as a member of the Trump White House team.
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Berke then continued on further within the Mueller report & delved into the matter wherein Lewandowski attempted to set up a meeting with Sessions, but with the explicit proviso that it not take place anywhere near a U.S. governmental building or office – but only at a private, off-the record setting. You see, any meeting at any U.S. governmental building or office always has a log-in book. Every comings and goings is logged in – officially as a permanent governmental record.
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Berke pointed out that Lewandowski’s insistence on this criteria was because he – Lewandowski – damn well knew that what he was attempting to do as a private citizen was illegal and a crime – and that he didn’t want any such visit with Sessions officially recorded as ever happening – especially within a U.S. government log-in book. That Trump’s directive to him, to seek out the sitting U.S. attorney general and order him to shut down the Mueller investigation or else he – Lewandowski – a private citizen – would be forced to fire Sessions as U.S. Attorney General – per Trump’s directive – was illegal in every sense of the word and could not be justified under any circumstances.
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Berke left a badly-mauled Lewandowski after just 30-minutes of interrogation of this witness and reduced Lewandowski’s integrity immeasurably – as if he had any beyond the fringes of the ultra right-wing wing-nuts.
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Corey, I think you can kiss that U.S. Senate bid for New Hampshire a long, sweet goodbye!
