PaulRevereRides

 

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We have a roaring economy — (uhhh, a snoring one, huh?)  —  a puny “2.0” GDP/gross domestic product for the last 3 quarters — that’s “anemic”, not roaring!

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A raging stock market — oops – it dropped over 800-points today.

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Something about a coronavirus spreading worldwide.

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But, Virginia interjects, we have such low unemployment – 3.5%.

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Oh, yes – people are working – but @ 2 or more jobs – or 1 job & barely scraping by.

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Yes, wages are going “up” –> but compared to 1977 rates (& factoring in inflation).

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Most hourly folk aren’t really that much better off than they were back then.

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Ok, so we’re building that damned wall to keep hostile Mexicans out, right?

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Uh, no, Virginia – we’re still waiting for Mexico to fork over the money & then we can get underway with construction.

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Hey, how about that tax cut in Dec.-2017 — wow, that’s gotta be a kick in the head for everybody, right?

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No – not unless you’re hovering around the top 1% of the population.

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Well, the NRA gun nuts like him – so do nazi-thugs, white supremacists, bigots & mostly stupid white folk?

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They say he’s got 40% support from the country, right?

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Well, no, – more like 32% – there’s been pretty significant slippages since 2016 – a lot of folks are on to Donnie’s schtick -> you see, Virginia, Donnie boy just can’t help himself – he lies non-stop – about everything and anything!

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Ok, but we’ve got China by the balls, right?

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Actually, no -> while they have serious fundamental challenges in their command economy -> they can keep on going for years and just keep sticking it to us.

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So, what about that phase 1 of the trade agreement with China?

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What about it -> it’s only phase 1 of an eventual treaty which will go nowhere because any real or enforcible one will never be fully enacted!

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The Chinese are most likely just stalling for time until Trump gets dumped from office.

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Well, the nations around the world fear & respect us, right?

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Ask North Korea, Virginia. They’re laughing their asses off @ our fat “dear leader” – Kim Jong Un’s been playin’ the Trumpster from the start. Meanwhile, North Korea hasn’t stopped for one minute in their efforts to bring up their nuclear & strategic capabilities.

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Ditto for Russia & Putin. Actually, Putin is more understanding – Donnie boy is Putin’s little bitch – & Vladimire couldn’t ask for more from a U.S. president-in-residence-dunce-in-training.

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So, Virginia, in general – the world is laughing at us and see us for what we really are – a country led by a fucking circus clown!

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Well, there must be something to report on that’s a positive, right?

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Yes, there is. Trump now admits that he’s acting outside of the law – (he admits he’s using Rudy Giuliani to trek to Ukraine for dirt on the Bidens – @ his express direction).

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So, what you’re implying is that this president is an evil son-of-a-bitch!

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Yes, that would be an accurate depiction of what we’re saying.

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Anything else we can help you with, Virginia.

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No, not at this time – maybe Jeffrey Epstein had the right idea about the way he made his “exit”!

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Keep your eyes on the road
Christopher Steel says Donnie’s a rogue

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Keep your eyes on those thighs
She’s your big-ass Russian deal

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Straight to Donnie’s White House
For a red hot chili time

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In back of Donnie’s house
Got some bungalos
In back of Donnie’s House
Got some Russian jiggalos
Ivanka’s down on all 4’s
She’ll bring you down for more

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Let it roll – all thru your soul
Roll – as we take control
Roll – it’ll all unfold
Let it roll – into our black hole

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45-sec. interlude

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Gotta roll, roll, roll
Ivanka is such a ho’
Go on, honey
Daddy’s waiting on the floor

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45-sec. interlude

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Get your pook cock a cheek on baul
oh – oh – jinko –
gee jonk a dime
nice-chaquita – cho no cho – kapoo
oh ka po-po
chi-cho lau
owl do fecal
jong-jong go fecal –
a cheech a pappa dooda
Waaaaaaaa! – Alright!!!
Allright!
Heyyy – la-la-la!
Heyyy – la-la-la!
Owww – Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow
Trump-chunk-owwww
Heyyyy – heyyyy – ohhhhhh
Ohhhhhhhh, noooooo, baby!!!

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20-sec. interlude

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Hope Hicks lady
You sadistic little Sadie

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Give up your vows
Cough it up right now
High heels into donnie
Turn him into salami
Right now!

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Don woke up in the mornin’
& got himself a beer
He’s coked up in the mornin’
Hope Hicks naked in his mirror

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Trump’s future is uncertain
But his exit is definitely near

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Let it roll – more Adderall
Let it roll – come on, y’all
Let it roll – more Adderall
Let it roll – like my perfect phone call

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(We SING This Podcast To The Melody Of The Doors’ Classic 1960’s Hit — “ROADHOUSE BLUES”)

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Keep your eyes upon the road
& your hands upon the wheel

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Keep your eyes upon the toad
And that big Russian deal

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We’re goin’ to the White House
Gonna have a reallllll good time

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In back of the White House
Got some bungalos
In back of the White House
Got some bungalos
Ivanka down on all 4’s
She’ll take you down real slow

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Let it roll – into the swamp
Let it roll – into the oooze
Let it roll – into the booze
Let it roll – into the sludge

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****Musical Interlude****

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Yeahhhhh!!! —- Heyyyyy!!!

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***RESUME***

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Ya gotta roll, roll, roll,
Steal all that dough
Come on Ivanka – get on down –
Get on down – on all your 4’s

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****Another Musical Interlude****

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Get your pook cock a cheek on baul

oh – oh – jinko

gee jonk a dime

nice-chaquita – cho no cho – kapoo

oh ka po-po

chi-cho lau

owl do fecal

jong-jong go feca

a cheech a pappa dooda

Waaaaaaaa!

Allright!   Alright!

Heyyy – La-la-la!

Heyyy – La-la-la!

Owwww — Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-!!! wow-wow-wow

Trump-chunk

Hey – Heyyyy — Heyyyyy — Ohhhhhh

Oh, noooooo, baby!

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***RESUME***

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Hope Hicks lady
Hope Hicks lady

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Give up your vows
Suckle up – you sow
Spill blood on d.c.
Spill blood on d.c.

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Right now!

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Woke up in the mornin’
& got myself a beer
Woke up in the mornin’
& puked on the fucking mirror

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Trump’s future is uncertain
But his end is probably near

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Let it roll, donnie roll
Let it roll, donnie roll
Let it roll, donnie roll
Let it roll o’r your damned soul

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“Fred + Mary said – we need a truly “black swan”.

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Mary said, yes, Fred – a really insidious spawn – to instill fear by our name – Trump!

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Fred said – they’re playing our song – let’s – get-it-on – let’s “spawn”.

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9-months later – in 1946 – little “Don” was that “spawn”.

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Fred + Mary then said, well now, we’re on the verge of a new & scary “dawn”.

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Then, Fred looked out the window & saw some kids trekking through his front yard.

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Whereupon, Fred screeched – get off my lawn – before I send for James “Sonny” Caan.

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Fred ruminated – with lil Don – once he gets done – it’ll all be gone!

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Then, Fred & Mary continued their mah-jong.

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Meanwhile, lil Don – went down the street – (years later) – & with his clothes on – dived into the dirty pond.

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He saw his reflection in the water & said – I’ll be a real “Don” some day – way more nastier & memorable than the movie “Don” – Don Corleone.

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So, as it turned out – lil Don turned out to be the spawn that morphed into the black swan that ushered in a whole new dawn.

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The dawn of the dead – the truly dead – the walking dead – the talking dead – the sulking dead – the skulking dead – the dreaded dead – the embedded dead – the retread dead – the never-get-out-of-bed dead – the velveeta cheese-spread dead – the after all is said dead.

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The kind of dead – that says – let’s just seal off all true reality from this world – and let’s just hurl –

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Hurl our own shit all over all y’all – from one end to the other.

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So, it was that Don became the only song – the only song heard from the lawn – the White House lawn.

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Like a fog – it crept in on little cat’s feet – and – before you knew it – by the following dawn – it was just on –

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It was just on and it went on & on & on & on & on – like an endless, loop-to-loop song by the Foo-Fong’s.

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Fred & Mary have moved on – on to Forest Lawn.

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But lil Don is seen in front of the White House lawn – singing his song – this black swan from the evil spawn of his –

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Evil mom + the man who owned that damned lawn back in Queens.

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But, here’s the thing —> lil Don, born in ’46 —> as the black swan spawn of mom (& her live-in-lover – Mr. King Kong) —>

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Was himself merely clearing the path for POTUS #46 – 

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Who in turn would take this black-swan spawn &

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Kick it back down into the lawn – like fertilizer – and render this song –> long gone!

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The only thing left of this deplorable/dispicable throng – 

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Will be some smelly old, blood-stained thong – 

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Melania – were you, too, put under the bus – all along!

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Fay Wray – (aka, Melania) – thought she could co-exist with this king kong.

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But, alas – this all blew up like a homemade bomb.

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POTUS #46 has come in to put this spawn – this black swan – this lil Don – into the dawn beyond.

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The Great Beyond!!!

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For lil Don – this is his swan song.

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For you see, the bad spawn, the black swan, always sews the seeds of their own final dawn – dawn of destruction – where they ultimately are ushered abruptly into the Great Beyond!

 

 

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This “Narrative” —> Taken From –

THE NEW YORK TIMES
‘The Lowest White Man’
By Charles M. Blow
Jan. 11, 2018

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“Yes, he has an intrinsic hostility to people who are not white, particularly when they challenge him, but as a matter of policy, the whole idea of building a wall for which Mexico would pay was just a cheap campaign stunt to, once again, please the people in front of him.

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Trump is not committed to that wall on principle.  He is committed only to looking good as a result of whatever comes of it.  Mexico is never going to pay for it, and he knows it.  He has always known it.  That was just another lie.  Someone must have stuck the phrases “chain migration” and “diversity lottery” into his brain — easy buzzwords, you see — and he can now rail against those ideas for applause lines.

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But he is completely malleable on actual immigration policy.  He doesn’t have the stamina for that much reading. Learning about immigration would require reading more words than would fit on a television news chyron.

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That is because Trump is man-as-message, man-as-messiah.  Trump support isn’t philosophical but theological.  Trumpism is a religion founded on PATRIARCHY and WHITE SUPREMACY.

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It is the belief that even the least qualified man is a better choice than the most qualified woman and a belief that the most vile, anti-intellectual, scandal-plagued simpleton of a white man is sufficient to follow in the presidential footsteps of the best educated, most eloquent, most affable black man.

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As President Lyndon B. Johnson said in the 1960s to a young Bill Moyers:  “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket.  Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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Trump’s supporters are saying to us, screaming to us, that although he may be the “lowest white man,” he is still better than Barack Obama, the “best colored man.”

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In a way, Donald Trump represents white people’s right to be wrong and still be right.  He is the embodiment of the unassailability of white power and white privilege.

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To abandon him is to give up on the pact that America has made with its white citizens from the beginning:  The government will help to underwrite white safety and success, even at the expense of other people in this country, whether they be Native Americans, African-Americans or new immigrants.

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For white supremacy to be made perfect, the lowest white man must be exalted above those who are black.

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No matter how much of an embarrassment and a failure Trump proves to be, his exploits must be judged a success.  He must be deemed a correction to Barack Obama and a superior choice to Hillary Clinton.  White supremacy demands it.  Patriarchy demands it.  Trump’s supporters demand it.“

 

 

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Well, Donald McRonald —->

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Lev was working with Rudy G. (your dedicated private attorney) on behalf of yourself – as a private client.  Whatever Rudy G & Lev were doing in Ukraine was on your behalf – your personal/private behalf – not on our country’s behalf/benefit!

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And, what were Rudy & Lev actually doing in Ukraine, you ask?  Well, for starters, they were trying to manuever the newly-elected President of Ukraine – Volodymyr Zelensky – into ANNOUNCING an investigation of Joe Biden’s son, Hunter, who happened to be serving on the board of the Ukraine gas giant – Burisma!

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How were they to accomplish this task, you ask?

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By woking hand-in-glove with the current Ukrainian General Prosecutor – Yuri Lutsenko – whereby Rudy & Lev would cause the removal of the U.S. ambassador to Ukraine – Marie Yovanovich – who was rooting out corrupt Ukrainian politicians like Yuri Lutsenko, himself – and in exchange – Lutsenko would dig up dirt on Hunter Biden & thus sully the reputation of Joe Biden, Hunter’s dad.  This would make Biden a much weaker political rival to Trump in the 2020 presidential campaign.

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All of this was occurring well before Trump’s infamous July 25, 2019 phone call to newly-elected Ukrainian president – Volodymyr Zelensky. Trump even said – during that call – that Marie Yovanovich – the U.S. ambassador to Ukraine – would “go through some things”.  She had – in fact – as she was ultimately called back home in April – out of real concerns for her well-being & physical safety.  Apparently she was being menacingly tracked/monitored hourly by Trump apparatchicks on up to her recall date in April.

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Lev Parnas, appearing on the Rachel Maddow show this past Wed. – January 15, 2019 – unequivocally said that Trump knew exactly what he & Rudy G. were engaged in during their time in Ukraine’s capital – Kyev.  Lev Parnas was able to meet with senior aides of Pres. Zelensky because of his close working association with Rudy G. which he used as an official calling card or introduction to the various aides & officials of the Ukrainian government that he personally met with.

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Parnas was quite clear about his mission with these individuals emphasizing that he – Lev Parnas – was there in Ukraine on Trump’s express behalf – his express “personal” behalf.  In other words, Parnas made it clear that he was advancing Trump’s private interests & not those of the United States.

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The overriding interest for Donald Trump was for the Ukrainian president to go on television immediately and announce the investigation into Hunter Biden.  According to Parnas, he informed his Ukrainian counterparts that unless this was done the Trump administration would withhold not just military aid – but ALL aid – from Ukraine.

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Ukraine was in dire straits – fighting a military conflict in Eastern Ukraine against a well-entrenched Russian-backed Ukrainian militia force along with a complement of actual Russian military troops embedded within these units.  There was no television announcement by Zelensky immediately afterwards but by September the whistle-blower had made this all moot – unnecessary.  The cat was out of the bag.

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Congress had already approved $400-million in military aid to Ukraine in the early part of 2019 & under the 1974 Impoundment Control Act that aid was required to be provided to Ukraine. Nothing could be used to interfere with that Congressional authorization – admin. policy or otherwise.  The Trump administration was unlawfully withholding that duly authorized military aid and just this week the non-partisan GAO – the Governmental Accounting Office – came out and said that that funding freeze by Trump was against the law – the 1974 Impoundment Control Act.

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So, to get back to Lev Parnas – while he was being interviewed by Rachel Maddow on Tuesday night – he unequivocally pointed out that Trump was at the center of this military aid freeze – that he personally directed this freeze – that he was, in fact, using both Parnas & Rudy G. to pressure the Ukrainian government & the newly-elected president, Volodymyr Zelensky to make that public announcement of a Biden investigation on their national television – in exchange for receiving $400-million of badly needed U.S. military aid.

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This whole thing might have worked out for Trump-Dump – but fortunately a whistle-blower within the Trump administration brought it to the attention of the Inspector General within the State Dept. – who in turn managed – ultimately – to bring it to the attention of U.S. Representative Adam Schiff’s House Intelligence Committee sometime in Sept. of this year.

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This is an absolute abuse of presidential power on the highest level.  So, that’s who Lev Parnas is and why he said the things he said on MSNBC this week about Trump. This is not just a quid-pro-quo – it is extortion – criminal extortion – by a sitting president.

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So, get ready – for the Impeachment trial, all y’all’s.  Trump supporters – history is going to run over you like a bus. over & over & over again!  You’ll have tire tracks up & down your sorry-assed backs.  Now, let’s Make America Groovy Again!

 

 

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Please allow me to introduce myself
I’m a man of stealth and haste
Been around for 70-odd year
Drove many men’s soul to waste

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I was ’round when Jeb Bush
Had his moment of doubt & pain
& now because of Putin
Stare out a white house window @ rain

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Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what’s puzzling you
Is just the nature of my game

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Hung around St. Petersburg
Till Putin gave me some big-time change
I killed Bill Maher – God, I’m so sinister
As Hillary saw me go full-deranged

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Rode a Russian tank
Fucked a Moscow skank
While the trolling raged
& my election was staged

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Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
Ah, what’s puzzling you is
Will democracy ever be the same

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I watched in glee, while poor Hillary
Went looking for emails – after a Russian burglary

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I shouted out
Who allowed such obscenity?
When after all
Was my base & Nazi tv

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Allow me to introduce myself,
In bad health & a total fake
I prey on FOX-TV viewers
Turning their brains into corn flakes

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Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what’s puzzling you is
That I have absolutely no shame

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Get On Down — brief interlude — guitar riffs

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Pleased to meet you
Must confess my true aim
It’s all about confusing you
Till I throw you on to the flame

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Just as the GOP’s criminal
& all my supporters shits
As heads start to roll
Just call me Lucifer
‘Cause, hell
I’m in need of real restraint

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So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy & some taste
Or i’ll screw your liberal politick
& turn your soul into utter waste

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Pleased to meet you
Trust you know my fame
What’s that liquor your guzzling
Are you trying to forget my name

 

 

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Dear Diary, what a day it’s been
Dear Diary, it’s been just like a dream
Woke up in bed, Melania not where she should’ve been
For fuck’s sake
What’s happening to Giuliani?
Tweet lightly, yours truly, dear Twitter

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It was cold outside my door
So many subpoenas by the score
Gushing around so frantically
They’re serving people who work all around me
Tweet lightly, yours truly, dear Twitter

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They don’t know what they’re saying
No, they don’t know what my game is
Still they subpoena on
Doing what they can
Tweet lightly, yours truly, dear Twitter

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It’s over, will tomorrow be the same?
I know that I’m really the one to blame
If they weren’t so blind then surely they’d see
There’s a much better way to end my presidency
Tweet lightly, yours truly, dear Twitter

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Dear Twitter
Putin said I’d be sold down the river today
And sometime later
He strolled right in & kicked me in my chops

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He didn’t see anything he really liked
But, he said, you owe me everything

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On the way home
He posted a letter
It said – Donnie will certainly have to pay

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Somebody exploded a truck-bomb today
Probably Turkey against the Kurds

 

 

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Commander Lying Liar-Bligh commands the “crew” to press on – & he does so with absolutely no mercy or the slightest hint of remorse!

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But, ranking officer – “Fetching” Nancy-Christian takes issue with Captain Lying Liar-Bligh & instead re-instills true order & purposeful but peaceful discipline among the rank & file!

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“Fetching” Nancy-Christian rebukes Capt. Lying Liar-Bligh and shreds him of any legitimacy for leadership.

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There will be no further flogging on our constitution with spurious & heinous acts of treachery, treason & self-serving & vile duplicity.

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The ship of state has now been commandeered into more stable & deliberate hands – that of “Fetching” Nancy-Christian.

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If there is to be any further flogging – it will be meted out on the rogue Captain Lying Liar-Bligh!  Any enemy of the Constitution is the enemy of the Republic.  The oath to defend & protect the Republic against all enemies, foreign or domestic – gives our “Fetching” Nancy-Christian no alternative but to bring Capt. Lying Liar-Bligh to justice & to account for his broken oath.

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The mutiny on our constitution – the bounty of our Republic, as it were – demands that its enemy be dealt with swiftly & decisively.

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“Fetching” Nancy-Christian will turn the tables on the run-away Capt. Lying Liar-Bligh & lay the groundwork for a real, not a sham, trial in the High Court of Admiralty.

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Accountability is important – and no more so than at the very top – starting with this ship-of-state’s Captain.

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“Fetching” Nancy-Christian, do your duty & instruct your crew to withhold any & all Articles of War until the rogue Captain of this ship-of-state instructs his flog-master – Sir High Bitchness Lord Mitchell McConnell – to stand down & follow his oath of office & convene a real trial – not a mock trial.

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This means that witnesses are to be called – witnesses who before-hand were in the direct employ of the Rogue Captain of this ship-of-state — i.e., 1st On-Deck Quarter-Master Mick Mulvaney & Ship’s Security Officer John Bolton.

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Thus, a trial with full & open testimony will allow the full weight of true justice to finally bring accountability – in the eyes of history – to this “overboard” Captain.

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Officer Christian – the ever “Fetching” Ms. Nancy – do your duty & do no less!

 

 

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Impeach
Ain’t no
Overreach
Remove this leech

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Impeach
Do it
Repair the breech
Remove this leech

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Impeach
Get going
Spelled it out on the beach
Remove this leech

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Impeach
Don’t blink
It’s within reach
Remove this leech

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Impeach
Articles 1 + 2
Time to teach
Remove this leech

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Impeach
Abuse + Obstruct
Need justice & peace
Remove this leech

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Impeach
Tyrants fall
So apply the bleach
Remove this leech

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Impeach
Truth prevails
For all and each
Remove this leech

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Impeach
Shadows darken
History will beseech
Remove this leech

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Impeach
Time’s passing
Don’t want to preach
Remove this leech

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Impeach
With dispatch
Please don’t screech
Remove this leech

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Impeach
Long overdue
Be like Stacy Keach
& remove this leech

 

 

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