CHUCK NORRIS – FOR PRESIDENT OF TEXAS!
ARMED INSURRECTION – BY THE RIGHT WING-NUTS IS AFOOT!
CAN YOU BLAME THEM, THE COUNTRY’S GOING TO HELL IN A HAND BASKET, OR A TISKET-TASKET.
No, I ain’t making this up. Apparently, from Philly.com is the following “excerpt”. Yes, I’ve lifted the whole thing from that site – for your viewing pleasure (or displeasure as the case may be).
NOTE: The video is something I just threw in for further amusement – the intended excerpt is merely the highlighted text that follows the video.
So to quote from that site VERBATIM………………
“That was fast. It was just one year ago that right-wing martial arts guru Chuck Norris was a sought-after “get” for the GOP presidential candidates like Mike Huckabee, who paraded the star of “Walker, Texas Ranger” around the nation after the anti-abortion actor endorsed him in the primaries.
But now it’s 2009, Barack Obama is in the White House, and the inventor of chun kuk do is preaching the martial art of insurrection against the U.S. government. He also wants to run for — and no, I’m not making this up — “the president of Texas.”:
The call by some right wing leaders for rebellion and for the military to refuse the commander in chief’s orders is joined by Chuck Norris who claims that thousands of right wing cell groups have organized and are ready for a second American Revolution. During an appearance on the Glen Beck radio show he promised that if things get any worse from his point of view he may “run for president of Texas.” The martial artist/actor/activist claims that Texas was never formally a part of the United States in the first place and that if rebellion is to come through secession Texas would lead the way.
Norris really comes close to crossing a line with this:
Norris claims that; “Thousands of cell groups will be united around the country in solidarity over the concerns for our nation.” The right wing cells will meet during a live telecast, “We Surround Them,” on Friday March 13 at 5 p.m.
He closes with the words of Sam Houston followed by a plug for his next martial arts event.
“We view ourselves on the eve of battle.” “
All I can say is, “Say it ain’t so, Chuck!”
Sleep tight everybody, Chuck’s taking control, everything’s going to be okie-dokie. Welcome to the Kung-Fu Constitutional Insurrection.