We Took The Melody Of Elvis Presley’s 1960 #1 Hit Song – “IT’S NOW OR NEVER” + Combined It With Our Changes To The Original LYRICS. Enjoy — (3-min./33-sec.)
Our fearless liar-leader now has his pants on fire!
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Virtually every statement he makes about the Covid-19 pandemic is utter tommy-rot – such as – quinine might be a magic cure or the government will have testing kits for anyone and everyone who wants them. Bullshit!!! Liar, liar, pants-on-fire!
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Trump-supporters – you are so full of delusional bull-shit – that you’ll go down in history as the “pandemic” of the American political experience!
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How much lower will Trumpty-Dumpty descend to – perhaps, as low as the current stock market & the rapidly descending U.S. economy.
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Just consider this – Goldman-Sachs recently estimated that the U.S. economy will shrink or contract by 25% – by the next fiscal quarter – which would include April, May & June – far and away the greatest economic collapse in U.S. history – even greater than the Great Depression – whose biggest quarterly decline registered at a mere 10%. Think about that Trumptardz/Trumpturdz!
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Trump-Dump is already exhibiting signs of “sheer” panic. At yesterday’s – (March 21st) – press conference – NBC news reporter – Peter Alexander – merely asked the “Orange” Man “What would you tell Americans now who are very fearful at this moment?” All Trump-Thump could do was to bark right back at a well-respected reporter with the pathetic retort – “You are a terrible reporter. That was a nasty question. You’re going for sensationalism. You are really bad.”
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In addition, Trump-Skunk said that the federal government is not a shipping clerk and that if states need ventilators, masks & chemical reagents – then it’s up to the individual state’s governor to address that problem. Really??? Seriously???
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Trump-wad is in a free-fall and he knows very well that he is utterly powerless to stop it!
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Joe Biden is waiting in the wings and is more than ready, willing and quite able to grab the brass ring from this world-renownedAss-King!
This coming Tuesday’s primary should pretty much “seal-the-deal” for Smokin’ Joe – AND – drive the last nail into Bernie Sanders’ coffin!
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Illinois, Ohio & Florida are up-for-grabs!
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But, we can’t see Sanders winning any one of these states!
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BTW, Biden was holding on to a slim lead in Washington State – with 94% of the votes counted – 37% to 35%!
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Sanders’ only real hope was in California & Washington & he lost in Washington. In California, Biden only lost to Sanders by something like a 34%-25% margin. Otherwise, the “Bern” is pretty much locked out of anywhere else in the country – (except states like NORTH DAKOTA – Yee-Haw!).
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So, my liebchens, let’s all put on our “thinking-caps”. Smokin’ Joe is going to win this damn thing – the Democratic nomination. The only way Biden doesn’t, is if – for some reason – the good Lord reaches down & rips Joe a new ass-hole!
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That being said, Bernie-ites – here’s the real, fucking raw deal! The suburbs – all across the country – are loaded with white moderate/younger & middle-aged families – BOTH Democratic & Republican – & ESPECIALLY the women – who are predisposed to going for Smokin’ Joe full-tilt-boogie!
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I put it to you, aside from Bernie’s big support among voters under the age of 30 – (who have NOT turned out in any way, shape or form the way Sanders was HOPING for) – how the hell is Sanders going to pull this thing off!
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The short + long answer is – He AIN’T!
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This is Smokin’ Joe’s – to lose!
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He’ll clean up in the rust-belt on election day – (Nov.-3rd).
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Shit, Biden may even take TEXAS. He’ll take FLORIDA! So, along with New York, California, Pennsylvania & MICHIGAN – you can MAIL this puppy in!
(We “Sing” This Podcast To The TUNE Of The Doors’ 1960’s Classic Hit – “LIGHT MY FIRE”)
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You know that it would be untrue You know that I would be a liar If I was to say to you Trump gets better by the hour
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Come on joey, light this fire Come on smokin’, turn up the fire Time to set trump’s crib on fire
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The time to hesitate is through No time to wallow in the mire Try now we can only lose Trump’s hair becomes a funeral pyre
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Come on joey, light his fire Come on smokin’, your our gun-for-hire Try to set this asshole on fire, yeah – (ends @ 1:08-mark)
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The time to hesitate is through No time to wallow in the mire Try now we can only lose Joey, this only ends by fire
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Come on joey, set’im on fire Come on smokin’, torch this jiver Use his wife, hell, she’ll do it for hire
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You know that it would be untrue You know that I would be a liar If I was to say to you Trump once sang in the choir
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Come on Joey, scorch him with fire Come on Smokin’, torch him with fire Try to set trump’s rump on fire Try to set the alt-right on fire Send him over to lucifer’s choir Just set this damn fraud on frick’n fire
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