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“MOON OVER MAR-A-LAGO”
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Moon over Mar-A-Lago, Oh, sign up with Trump & see, How we can troll, inside of his soul & recoil @ his disease
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Moon over Mar-A-Lago Come on as we begin our swim, A nightmare or two that threatens to come true, As the White Tide comes in
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Hark to the sound of the stomp of stormtroopers, Hark to the sight of 3rd Reich cars See how he shaves in front of onlookers, Standing bare chested while under the stars
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I say Moon over Mar-A-Lago, You know what we’re craving for, Your Mussolini-like mug That shows your true “thug”
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“THE ART OF THE DEAL — HOW TO GET TRUMP TO RESIGN!”
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“The Art Of The Deal” co-author (he “actually” wrote the whole damned thing), Tony Schwartz, predicts Trump’s about to resign – “Trump’s presidency is effectively over.”
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Schwartz is predicting that the president is getting ready to call it quits ― and that the resignation will happen soon.
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He wrote on Twitter Wednesday – “The circle is closing at blinding speed. Trump is going to resign and declare victory before Mueller and congress leave him no choice.”
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Another “Tweet” On Wednesday – “Trump’s presidency is effectively over. Would be amazed if he survives till end of the year. More likely resigns by fall, if not sooner.”
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In follow-up tweets in response to questions, Schwartz predicted Trump would make a deal for immunity in the Russia investigation in exchange for his resignation.
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“The Russia stuff will be huge,” he wrote. “He doesn’t want to go to jail.”
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He also urged Trump’s opponents to keep up the pressure, and he slammed the president’s elder children.
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Trump must be isolated. Resistance every day. The end is near but must keep pressure high.
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AND, Then, Schwartz “Smokes” The Donald’s “Progeny”, You Know, His KIDS —
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“Eric & Donald Trump Jr., dumber versions of their father. Ivanka Trump fake human and enabler. They all suffer from Stockholm Syndrome.”
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Schwartz has been predicting resignation as Trump’s endgame, making similar comments in May.
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“I surely believe that at some point over the next period of time he’s going to have to figure out a way to resign,” Schwartz told CNN at the time.
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Despite authoring a book with Trump, Schwartz advised the campaign of 2016 Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton for free.
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“This is my penance for having created a man who has become a monster,” he said in September. “I’ve spent 30 years feeling bad about it.”
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Schwartz also said he would donate his share of the profits from Art Of The Deal to the National Immigration Law Center, an organization that helps low-income immigrants.
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“THE WOLF IS AT THE DOOR!”
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Donald Trump’s former presidential campaign manager, Paul Manafort, got a surprise visit at his Northern Virginia home yesterday morning when 12 FBI agents undertook a pre-dawn raid on his home and made off with various documents thought to contain evidence of criminal activity. The raid was instigated by Special Counsel Robert Mueller and was authorized by a judge who “signed off” on the warrant shown to him by Mueller’s crew which specified in great detail the precise documents they were after, documents evidencing criminal activity and as such in danger of being destroyed by Manafort unless obtained immediately and by complete surprise. A mere subpoena would have given Manafort time to destroy and all such documents.
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Trump’s own lawyer, John Dowd, a well-established D.C. lawyer, sent a vituperative email to the New York Times saying that the raid was an egregious miscarriage of justice. For one thiing, Mr. Dowd is NOT Paul Manafort’s client. He is Donald Trump’s lawyer. For another thing, anything said along these lines, by inference, implicates the President because it raises the spectre that there likely was something in those papers that related to the president or that directly or indirectly implicates Mr. Trump in this whole tawdry Russian-Trump campaign collusion matter.
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Silence is golden. The first rule of law is say no more than you have to. Mr. Dowd has said too much and it does not bode well for his client, Donald Trump.
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The “extreme nature” of this raid by Mueller, with 12 FBI agents in a pre-dawn action is a signal that Mueller is taking no chances in any evidentiary material disappearing or any targets from falling through the cracks. It also shows the conviction Mueller has in himself and his mission because such a decision to conduct a large pre-dawn raid carries with it enormous risks if it turns out they misjudged the culpability of their target.
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Mueller is apparently running a very tight ship at an exceedingly high efficiency and is sending a powerful message to the principals that the only game available to them is to fully cooperate or face the prospect of a very long prison sentence. Joining Manafort, in due course, will be Michael Flynn. Back In February/March he indicated he was willing to appear before a Senate Committee but only if he was given immunity. Now, his legal team better jettison that idea and face reality. Flynn’s only true option is to cooperate fully without immunity or face the same prospects staring back at Manafort, a long prison sentence.
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The ice has been broken and Mueller will now proceed with all deliberate speed. He’s not going anywhere, he will not be fired and he’s definitely following the money trail and all such trails, ultimately, lead back to the oval office. The degree of difficulty in having a judge sign off on a search warrant of this magnitude is far higher than that to obtain tax returns. It is almost axiomatic that Mueller has, by now, already obtained at least some of Trump’s tax records and there’s no reason why he could not go back decades.
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“THE RAIN, THE DRUMPF & OTHER THINGS”
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Saw him shitting in the rain Turd drops falling on to the earth He didn’t seem too sane Just sat there and covered it w/dirt
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And I knew – I knew, I knew, I knew, I knew He could be so crappy, crappy, crappy – he could be so very crappy Spiders in his hair Spiders everywhere
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I love his Trump Tower girl Don’t know really why, maybe ’cause she poked my eye I love this Trump Tower girl She seemed so sweet and kind, as she rearranged my mind
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I knew I had to say hello, hello, hello She smiled UP at me As she stole all my land Stripped it with such insolent tone
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And I knew, I knew, I knew, I knew, I knew She had made me zappy, zappy, zappy – she had made me very zappy Lobsters in her hair Lobsters everywhere
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I love their bigley little world — Don’t know why, as Don caresses her thigh — I love this squiggley pair — Like cheap wine sparking my mind —
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Suddenly, the sun broke through – (see the sun) Looked ’round, but they’re gone All they had left Was one bag of turds on my lawn
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But I knew, I knew, I knew, I knew, I knew The had made me happy, happy, happy – they had made me very happy Like Matt Lauer on the air Matt Lauer everywhere
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I love Miss Trump Tower girl Was she reality or just cow girl cream to me? I hug miss Trump Tower girl She just shrugs and says that’ll be 100 per day
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I love Miss Chump Tower girl Was she banality or just chicken shit to me? I love the Faulty Tower girl Her jugs showed me the way to cream my day away
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I love Trump Tower girl Was she reality or Steve McQueen in drag to me?
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“MY COUNTRY TWEETS OF THEE”
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My country tweets of thee, Land of depravity, Oh such calamity. Land where his father lied! Land where Don learned to hide! From all his tall buildings, May he earn shillings!
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His native country, thee, Land of his conspiracy, This game he loves. Don loves his crooks and shills, His hoods and cash tills; His coffers with stash fills Whose to judge.
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Let Trump shoot the breeze, And see what falls from trees Sweet conman’s song. Lest mortal tongues awake; Let all that breathe forsake; Let cops enforce or threaten to break, Can’t none stand long.
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Don, with your majority, Hatched from a minority, No hope can spring Long may this Bigley be bright Well past America’s twilight; Infecting us all with his blight, God, such fucking!.
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“THOSE RUSSIAN BOTS ARE MADE FOR STALKIN’!”
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We’ve Based This Podcast On That 1960’s Hit Tune By Nancy Sinatra — “These Boots Are Made For Walkin'”
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You keep saying you got something to tweet Something you call truth, but confess You been a tweetin’ where you shouldn’t ‘ve been a’tweetin’ And now someone’s got you under house arrest
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Those Russian bots are made for stalkin’ And that’s just what they’ll do One of these days those Russian bots Are gonna stalk all over you —- Yeah!
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You keep lyin’ when you ought to be truthin’ And you keep losin’ when you oughta not bet You keep samin’ when you ought to be a’changin’ Now what’s right is right but you ain’t been right yet
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Those Russian bots are made for stalkin’ And that’s just what they’ll do One of these days those Russian bots Are gonna stalk all over you —- Yeah!
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You keep playin’ where you shouldn’t be playin’ And you keep thinkin’ that Putin’ll never get firm – hahhh! He just found himself a brand new box of magic, yeah And what he knows you ain’t had time to learn
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Those Russian bots are made for stalkin’ And that’s just what they’ll do One of these days those Russian bots Are gonna stalk all over you
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“OBAMACARE IS UP!—TRUMPCARE IS DOWN!!”
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As Mark Twain once remarked, “the news of my demise is a bit premature”.
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So goes the Affordable Care Act, otherwise known as OBAMACARE.
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This is the 3rd time Mitch McConnell & the U.S. Senate has tried to disembowel OBAMACARE and AFTER 3 strikes — you’re OUT!!!
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They need to send these A-holes back to the minor leagues. They control the White House, the Senate & the House of Representatives and they’re 0 for 3 on health care and virtually every piece of legislation that they had planned on enacting.
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Oh, how “Tweet” It Is!!!!!!
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Trump upporters, you’re nothing but a bunch of limp-biscuits, staring at your navels. You’d forget to remember the number “911” to call “911”if you really had to call “911”. You’re prospects at seeing anything of your knockwurst agenda EVER being enacted are slim to none, and slim just left town.
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Even Fox News White House reporter, John Roberts, walked out of a Sarah Huckabee Sanders Presser this morning because, even FOX NEWS, cannot abide what utter “tripe” is being shoveled out from the White House under Donald J. Trump/DRUMPF.
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I think Trump needs to get a magic lamp from the “Arabian Nights” and keep it handy nearby him in order to enable him to get at least 3 wishes. You start with 3 wishes but each time you rub it you lose one wish.
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If you’re still a Trump supporter it’s time to do a “gut check” or a long, hard look into the mirror! Trump has only been in office for approx. 178 days and the “carnage” he has inflicted on the body-politic is incalculable. He’s literally ground up the majesty & prestige of the American White House into raw hamburger — filled with gristle + fat.
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We are now the laughing stock of the civilized world. Dare I say, even the uncivilized world?
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So, Trump supporters, do us all a big fucking favor. Drop your socks + grab your cocks and just “freeze” —-> until ICE/Immigration and Customs Enforcement can get around to re-reviewing your “papers” —> because the way you conduct yourselves suggest that you may very well be an inside cell of ISIS or an off-shoot of that group!
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We’re from Sheboygan, family name is Hogan We grew up in small town America We’re from Sheboygan, Not Far From Logan We grew up chasing a girl named Erica
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One day we went to see dad @ the plant We grew up in a small town with a cafeteria This day we had lunch with his crew who went on a rant We grew up in a small town overgrown with wisteria
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America, this country done forgot us white boys We grew up in a small town with a definie criteria Continued to eat and drink when one of’em employs Said, shit, our lives aint’ worth a case of dyptheria
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Them damned elites, college boys, uppity women We grew up in a small town with certain ways Talk turned to city folk libs and all their vermin Them books ain’t shit, cause we just get smaller pays
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Yep, damn fancy folk think they smarter’an rest of us We grew up in a small town where everyone prays Shouts are heard they’re out to close down our Cost-Plus Well, damn, we’ll just shut down their fancy-ass plays
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Sheboygan don’t have no use for our new visitors We grew up in a small town where everyone says Not enough steady work for all of us & we ain’t quitters Hell-fire, give us back our life and old-time parades
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America, this country done forgot us white boys We grew up in a small town with hardly any gays As those eating finished, lunch pails clicking, heard a noise Fox news blaring in background, Trump saying – am taking you back to the old days
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That’s it, we want our Sheboygan back, just the way we remember We grew up in a small town where everyone danced to DJ’s Trump, turn it all around and go back, go back to those days of September Friday nite football, Saturday nite drive-thrus, and Sunday morn. in church with sun rays
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You may laugh, you may deride, we may be dismissed But Sheboygan don’t care, we just be bigley pissed It’s them or us, it’s them or bust, it’s them or rust Sheboygan ain’t big enough for all of us, all of us
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We were here first, first come, first serve Sheboygan just wants the bounty @ the dinner table Those who want to barge in unnanounced have some nerve Won’t put up anymore, if we says illegal, that’s just our label
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Sheboygan wants to remain Sheboygan and not Anatolian We grew up in a small town where everyone stays Our life begins + ends with our work, can’t be done by any Himmalyan So there you go, there you be, quit fucking with our All-American ways
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Vlad, We Need You Now More Than Ever Vlad, We Will Seed You, Like Green Clover Vlad, We Like Your Creed, Even Your Screed Vlad, Me Trump, Likey You More Than My Mother
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Vlad, Me Trump, Lookey @ You Through The Day Vlad, Me Trump, Lookey @ You Every Single Day Oh, Vlad, I Want To Be You When I Grow Up Yes, Vlad, Just Like You So I Can Fucking Cope
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Vlad, You’re My Favorite Impaler Vlad, You’re Better Than My Nasal Inhaler Vlad, Squeeze Me With Those Big Strong Hands Oh, Vladi, Tease Me With Those Big Russian Glands
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Vladi, Puti, I’ll Even Share My Bed With You, Sweetie Vladi, When I Look Into Your Eyes, I Want To Do Lots Of Tweetie Vladi, Please Come Visit Me Again, Real Soon Vladi, Our Tryst In Hamburg, Put Me In A Full-Metal Swoon
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Oh, Puti, You A Cutie, Love That Booty, & U Even NOT Snooty Oh, Vladi, I Could Just Kiss You On Your Russian Luger Oh, Vladi, I Could Just Obtain Bliss Looking At Your Uber Yes, Vladi, I Declare My Fealty To Your Manly Schluber
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Vlad, Let’s Take That Midnight Ride Through The Forest Vlad, We Can Make Whoopee On Horseback Before We Get Too Sorest Puti, Sweetie, Take My Small Hands & Put Them On Your KGB’S Puti, Honey-Suckle, Let Me Caress Your Hair As We Listen To The BG’S
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My Czar, Your Gaze Has Me In An Absolute Daze My Czar, Your Blaze Knocks Me Out That My Mind’s In A Haze Come, Puti, Let’s Steal Away In My Long, Black Car Come, Puti, Let’s Peel It All AWAY – With That Long Cuban Cigar
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Oh, Daccha Man, Your Burly Chest Shimmering In The Summer Breeze Oh, Daccha Man, Your Curly Crest Below Your Navel In Our Slumber & Sleaze Oh, Daccha Man, Your Surly Thighs, Swiveling Towards Me, OOO-WEEE Oh, Daccha Man, Your Girly Smile & Twinkling Eyes Make For Whoopeee
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Trump Boy Want + Need His Russian Bear Man Trump Boy Kneel Before His Russian Chairman Trump Boy Squeal When He’s In The Arms Of Sexy Vladi Trump Boy Peel — Down To Nothing — For His Sir Galahadi
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Oh, Puti, My Dearest Vladi, Run Your Karate Hands Through My Girlish Hair Oh, Vladi, My Dearest Puti, Let Me Taste Those St. Basil Lips Without A Care Oh, My Kremlin Keepsake, Trash Me As You Will With That Siberian Stare Oh, My Kremlin Cupie Doll, Thrash Me When You Will With That Crimean Flare
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In Closing, My Trans-Siberia Love Locomotive When I’m Dozing, Your Engine Throttles Me Like A Pocono 500 Automotive Sweetie, Babushka, The Taste Of Your Belorussia Lips Lingers Cutie, Darlin’, MaTrushka, I’ll Be Chaste Till The Next Squeeze Of Your Moscow Nights Fingers
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Puti, Oh Puti, I Pine For My Ruskie Nudie Puti, Oh, Puti, I Be A Swine For My Huskie Lewdie Puti, Oh, Puti, I Be Just Fine With My Lusty Booty Puti, Oh, Puti, You’re My Favorite Lemon-Lime With A Hoodyop
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Puti, Puti, Kiss Me One More Time Before We Bid Adieu-Di Puti, Puti, Kiss Me In My Secret Spot, Just Like In Aba Duhbi Puti, Puti, Caress Me Ever So, Ever So Slow, Ever So Low Oh, Puti, My Puti, I Now Go To Sleep & Dream Of Your Huge Dobro
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