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1. Get Your Head Up Out Of Your Ass
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2. Stop Sucking Your Thumb
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3. Cut Back On Your Meth Intake
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4. Throw That Confederate Flag Out – Or – Take It To Goodwill
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5. Don’t Listen To Ted Nugent
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6. America Is Already Great – But NOT Because Of You Butt-Heads
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7. Lose Some Weight – Maybe – 50-75 lbs.
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8. Don’t Try Dating Anyone Who Can Speak In Complete Sentences
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9. You Don’t Have To Reveal In Public That You Like Eating Fried Squirrel
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10. When You Drink Pure Grain Alcohol Try Not Lighting A Match Near Your Wide Open Mouth
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11. Don’t Try Pissing While On The Middle Strip Of A Major Thoroughfare — Try Hitting A Back Alley Or Behind A Building
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12. Lastly, Try To Wear Your Fucking Trousers So That When You Bend Over You Don’t Show That Ugly Plumber’s Crack!
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Good evening ladies & gentlemen –
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We have here in our studio Little “Racket” Man —> Donald J.
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Welcome to our humble show, sir!
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Thank you Nigel — pleasure to be here!
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Nigel — Well then, Donald — let me begin by asking: What’s Kim Jong Un REALLY Like!
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Donnie — He’s Smart, Funny & I Tried To Fuck His Sister — We Simply Ran Out Of Time!
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Nigel — Ok, then, so, what happened in your private meeting with Kimbo?
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Donnie — He’s Smart, Funny & Next Time I’ll Really Fuck His Sister — Fuck The Time!
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Nigel — Ok, then, so, what happened in the “working-lunch” after your private meeting with Kimbo?
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Donnie — Well, I made eye contact with the bitch but she just had this icy stare — and that made me even more horny!
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Nigel — Ok, then, so, what happened @ desert?
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Donnie — I played around with my Whip Cream & Put A Little Dab On My “Doink” — Fuck, The little minx just turned her nose up @ me! I’m gonna have to “hunt her down” like a bitch!
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Nigel — Ok, then, so, did you text her?
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Donnie — No, I think I’m “Blocked” — but I made the waiter go over with my business car + a “dick” pic! — that always works!
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Nigel — Ok, then, so, what happened then!
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Donnie — She sent back a picture – but of her grandmother, stark naked – out in the back yard — hanging up laundry on a clothesline!
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Nigel — Ok, then, so what’s next?
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Donnie — I’m thinking of having the next Miss Universe In Pyongyang & I told Kimbo to make sure his sister was the next Miss North Korea!
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Nigel — Sounds like you got your work cut out for you. Stick to it, Mr. President, a grateful nation salutes you!
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Donnie — Thanks. I hope she likes jumping up & down on bed and emptying her bladder. I can’t wait! Hey, Is this podcast going out on the Internet! — You know, maybe we should “shelve” this for the time being — Melania gets kind of testy about stuff like doing jumping jacks in bed and folks whizzing all over!
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Nigel — Too late “Big Guy” — You Don’t need to worry about this going out on the internet, but Vladimir explicitly requested that we keep him posted and to also send him an exact copy to him @ his palatial estate – outside of Moscow! — But, don’t worry, he’ll keep it all under wraps!!!
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Well, D.J. — thanks for coming on to our little show & good luck with that North Korea/Miss Universe thing!
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If Trump Can “Size” Kim Jong Un Up In A “Minute” – Little ROCKET MAN Will No Doubt Size “Dumbo” Up In About 5-Seconds! – He’ll Think To Himself, Shit, I’m Dealing With A Real MORON! – But Wait, I Brought Some “Shiny Objects” With Me From Pyongyang! – That’ll Do It, Right?
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We’ll Just Begin The Summit By Discussing Opening Up A Burger “Franchise” In Pyongyang – I Hear Trump Likes Chowing Down @ McDonalds! – Now, That’s The Ticket! – We’ll Open Up The World’s LARGEST McDonalds-Like Burger Joint – Called “McBiglies” – In Downtown Pyongyang! – We’ll Make It As Big As One-City Block In Size! — Wow, We’ll Sell A Billion Burgers In The 1st Year Alone!
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We’ll Even Turn The Ronald McDonald Guy Into The Ronald McTrump Dude! – Our Premier Burger Will Be Aptly, The “Bigley” Burger – A Whopping, Dripping Wet, 1-Pounder Topped Off With A Mountain Of Fries Lathered In Mayo & Smothered In Grease & Accompanied By Orange-Tinted Onions!
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Here’s Our Little Burger Jingle, America! —> “You Deserve A “Break Today @ McBiglies —> We Do It All For You, We Do It All To You, We Do It All Over You, We Do It Through & Threw, Just Like We Launder All Of Those Russian Billions’ —> @ McBiglies!
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Charles Dickens wrote — “the law is a ass” Donald Trump says — “the law, my ass”! Nixon v. U.S. (1974) says — “you sir, (Mr. President) ARE the ass!
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The New York Times’ shocking revelation on Saturday revealing that 2 of Trump’s lawyers – (Jay Sekelow & John Dowd) – sent a 20-page memo over to the Special Counsel – Robert Mueller – and spelled out categorically that the president is at the top of everything and as such cannot be bound by anything! Wow!
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The sheer assholery of this memo cannot be understated. The absolutely abject failure of this memo to even construct an argument that would get anything higher than a D+ in any college constitutional class should not surprise anyone who has followed this dumpster-fire of a presidency! What’s even worse is that the concept of no man is above the law is given but a cursory “nod” while the text of the memo then goes on to press the issue that the president stands “above it all” – completely unfettered.
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Well, amigos, if you believe any or all of that, we’ve been wasting our time with law courts, checks and balances and the very constitution itself. Guess we’ve been doing it completely ass-backwards all of this time — since the founding of our republic. Well, I’m glad that has been clarified – it sure simplifies things.
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Now, we can get back to our busy lives and start planning that summer vacation to the Grand Canyon and the hike down to its bottom — that may very well be the safest place to be while in this country — for the next year or two, at least!
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Is is too late for Captain America to save the day – or has that ship sailed already?
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Trump meets Kim Jong Un In Singapore. Will this be the greatest thing ever? Will this even be great. Will this even be!
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Rocket man has been given his marching orders from “Big Daddy” — Xi Jinping! They are — you can “talk” but you don’t ever “give it away”. Don’t forget who brought you “into the world”. Mr. Trump is a bumbling baboon – you may have your photo op – you will finally become a world leader – and then you will return to Pyongyang – without any change in your military arsenal.
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Secretary of State Mike Pompeo and National Security Advisor John Bolton would like an immediate “stand-down” in Kim’s nuclear stockpile – total, irreversible dismantlement. There is no Plan-B. In the entire history of the worlld there has never been a single-instance of 1 meeting that was therein followed by a total dismantlement of a major weapons systems by any nation – anywhere – in human history!
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Today – May 29, 2018 – Trump just slapped a 25% tariff on $50-billion worth of Chinese imports into the U.S. – the kinds that have “technological” significance. Gee, I wonder if the great “Orange One” is trying to squeeze China into LEANING on Korea one last time to “dislodge” Kim Jong Un from his fixed position of never relinquishing any nuclear warhead in any negotiation with the big, bad U.S. of America.
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Trump is way outside of his depth and this latest ham-handed approach to impose gargantuan excise constraints on premium Chinese exports to the U.S. is the clearest indication of this. This is a meat-cleaver approach and the Chinese can see this and they will never give an inch or refrain from backing up Kim Jong Un in any settlement discussions on limiting or eliminating Kim’s nuclear arsenal.
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Singapore has now been reduced to – at best – a meet-and-confer event between 2 world leaders and the chance to “shake hands” for the cameras. If Trump wants to call this a victory, then he really is a pygmy of epic proportions. As are his pin-head supporters. BTW, they are over 90% WHITE!!!
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Shake, rattle & roll — that’s ALL Trump & his administration have going for them. Fuck’em! — Robert Mueller will put the hammer down this summer and nothing – and i mean nothing – is going to slow down the inevitable arc of history! Trump & Pence will be bounced from power by a Congress that will be forced to “take its medicine” by an ex-marine, Princeton graduate, decorated war veteran – Vietnam – who, in the words of an ex-CIA official — if you cross him – he will “crush” you!
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The Great Singapore Summit will be a great Kabuki performance and nothing more! The blue wave is coming in November and Donald & Mike better have their “affairs in order”.
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In the white house, the mighty white house The liar sleeps tonight In Lincoln’s bedroom, the quiet bedroom The liar cheats tonight
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A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh — a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh — a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh He bend the truth, He break the truth — He spin the truth, He bake the truth A snake with fruit, a fake in suit — a snake with loot, a snake in law suit
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The oval office, deceitful office His lies are kryptonite The oval office, impeachable office Paul ryan his lone acolyte
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A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh — a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh — a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh Can’t help lying, can’t help jiving — can’t help spying, can’t help vilifying Mystifying, horrifying — stultifying, unedifying
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Hush my darling — I hear his snarling The liar tweets tonight Shush my darling – yes, it’s jarring The liar shrieks @ night
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A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh — a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh — a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh He’ll be fleeing, he’ll be flying — he’ll be conspiring, so uninspiring Back to moscow, straight to moscow — nowhere but moscow, a moscow mule
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He’ll be fleeing, he’ll be reeling — he’ll be angling, he’ll be dangling Back to moscow, oh, mother moscow — back to moscow, to escape the hoosegow He’ll be dying, to get up flying — he’ll be crying, i’ve done so much lying Back to moscow, the brothels of moscow — back to moscow, to my favorite lil’ sow
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Hush my darling — I hear his snarling The liar tweets tonight Shush my darling – yes, it’s jarring The liar shrieks @ night
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Where he came from, Ask the wind that’s a blowin’
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But then I know he’s been jivin’ all along . . . .
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Started in Queens, then left for Manhattan
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Who’d have believed he’d string us along?
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Your tiny haaands, touchin our haaaands . . . .
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Reachin out . . . fleecing me god, need to flee youuu . . .
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Sweet Donald T., your applause lines weren’t so good . . .
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I’ve been inclined, to believe they never would But Now I
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Look at my fright, and I don’t seem to be the only
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We’re ALL filled up with it, too . . . .
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And when you tweet, your disease spreads down my street
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So to stop this hurt we be trollin’ you?
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Waaarm . . . touchin waaarm . . .
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Freakin out . . . don’t touch me, won’t be touchin youuu . . . .
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Sweet Donald T., your crimes never seemed so good . . .
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I’ve been inclined, To believe they never would Oh Lord No
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Sweet Donald T., your crimes never did us good
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Sweet Donald T., please just resign if you would
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Sweet Donald T., your whines never were ever understood
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Time to dump the trump Can’t use a sump pump Time to dump the trump Call 1-800-got junk
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The trump gots to go, punk Can’t you see he’s just a skunk Yeah, it’s time to clear this funk Yeah, let’s do it before we’re sunk
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Can somebody get a hold of Mueller Tell him we think he’s a great feller But we think we’ll handle it from here Donnie Boy, you’re gone by end of year
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Trumperzzz, start sucking your thumbs ‘Cause you know your dreams are dissolving into crumbs Let me you hear you admit it It’s fucking time to just quit it
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You all never liked being stuck in the bottom bunk Your man trump is just a swamp rat that really really stunk So, give it up & let it go Let’s give the dumpster a mighty big heave-ho
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What i can’t figure out after being out on the stump Is how Obama voters could turn around & vote for trump Shit, you must’ve been in a fucking coma As you thought you were voting for a man from Arizona
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Trump, take your dumb shits with you & leave You’re all just dead weight and @ best, half-baked Get on down the road & allow us to bereave When you finally wake – you’ll understand you’ve been totally caked
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Mueller sets the tune, he sets the final curtain Can’t no one stop this man, of that we are certain No, get yourselves a’goin’ – while you still have time ‘Cause that subpoena come down and dump answers for the crime
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Whether I’m white – or whether i’m right Whether I’m a nazi or skin-head in flight I’ve got to be me – i’ve got to be me What else can we be – if not jack-booted crazy
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We’re misunderstood – hated like termites in wood You don’t like us – & wish we’d disappear for good We’ve got to be free – shouting all over tv We’ve got so much screed – to scream till we’re freed
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Doesn’t matter if we have no brains We could care less if we’re all insane We have to preen – & we have to be mean We have to be obscene – or we’ll all get gangrene
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Whether we’re right – or whether we’re wrong Just give us some hits from our nazi bong We’ll march through the streets – with our Hitlerite tweets @ least we don’t wear those fucking white sheets!
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We’ll give those salutes – with our right hand raised We’ll look so menacing – we won’t even get tazed We’ve got to be free – can’t we all just agree Our nazi pagentry won’t harm any citizenry
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One final thought – so that no one really frets We’ll never march with those nazi goose-steps We just want to be free – to behave incredibly badly It’s just what we do – so we’ll leave it at that, sadly
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Now we take leave – till next we visit your street But rest assured – orderly as a visiting navy fleet We’ve got to be believed – we’ve got to be received We’ll clean up our act – when all we want is achieved
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So off we go – to put on more big shows We hope you see – that we’re all fine fellows So, if you give us a break – please, for heaven’s sake We’re not the Klu Klux Klan – so just give us a fair shake
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Trump’s room for manuevering in the Russia probe is about as much as the room there is inside a matchbox.
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If I were him, I’d gather all my “stuff” in a suit case, don some nice dark sun glasses and start hitch hiking towards Costa Rica! Don’t tell anyone, not even Pence. Just “do it”. Let it happen! One tip, “lose” the MAGA red cap, along with the boring, never-ending blue business suit & power red tie. Perhaps, instead, feature a pancho, like the kind that Clint Eastwood wore in “A Fistful of Dollars”, “For a Few Dollars More”, and “The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly”.
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Just dream you’re lucky and get on with it!
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Cause the “alternative” is a certain prison sentence once Mueller & Stormy Daniels’ attorney, Michael Avenatti, get done with your raggedy ass! The money trail you’ve left behind over the last 3-decades is like the bread crumbs left behind in Hantzel & Gretel. Taking Mueller out of the equation, a 2-hour direct examination in a deposition by Michael Avenatti would be like being undressed in public!
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In the alternative, take a cheap Grey Hound to Hollywood – the cheap section – and rent yourself a by-the-night “bungalow”. Then, make like L.A. Confidential, where you could drive around in a 1954 maroon mercury – slow-like – and just take on the affectation of an L.A. “gangster”, loaded with $100-bills, to give to “bimbos” catching a ride to the beach for “parties”!
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Man, just like Robinson Crusoe, you’d find the lifestyle much less “encumbering” and a whole lot more “engaging” after just a few months. Then you might start up a late-night, public access TV show – (like Alex Jones did in Texas 20-years back) – and, while wearing a “disguise” – sit in front of a camera and “peddle” all of your conspiracy shit to your heart’s content!
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You’d be the king of Late Night L.A.T.V. before long! You’d carve out a whole new niche in modern media — “Alt-Reality” viewing! Hell, you could even invite some “alleged” alien abductees, or maybe show some “alleged” alien film footage and what not!
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Donald, you don’t have to license anything to your name to make some quick cash! Just peddle your “Alt-Reality” in “Alt-Reality” L.A. You’ll have plenty of sponsors in no time. You’ll get that mansion on Mulholland Drive. Keep that maroon ’54 mercury – that’s a chick magnet, for sure. Park it in the drive way of your Muholland mansion! Yes, those pool parties will be spectacular & you’ll be on your way to turning it all around – upside down & rightside up!
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Hell, McDonald’s started in L.A. Maybe you can do them “one better” – McDump’s! World’s most tasty “dumpster” food! — marinated in 7 special seasonings and sauces & topped with some kind of “orange” topping – strangely shaped like your silhouette.
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You’ll then enter L.A. legend status. You’ll have large touring buses with Hollywood starlets hopping on board hoping for an interview with the late night T.V. guy – hopping to boost their career – or if not – boosting your gentleman’s “gear”.
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After all, Donnie Boy, at heart, your nothing if not ALL MOUTH, ALL THE TIME, with all that foam oozing out of the corners of your mouth!
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But, for now, we’ll keep this all — “Confidential, On The Q.T. & Very Hush-Hush!!!”
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